Zelda is the elderly woman with whom Abe fell in love.[1] Everyone claimed to Abe that Zelda was a "hoochie" and only loved him because he could drive. Abe came to realize this after he lost his driving privileges for wreaking Homer's car and Zelda left him for Zack. She was publicly humiliated in Branson, Missouri when Abe and Charo called her a hoochie, in front of a huge crowd.