Zelda is an elderly woman who Abe fell in love with. Everyone claimed to Abe that Zelda was a "hoochie", and that she only loved him because he could drive. Abe came to realize this after he lost his driving privileges for wrecking Homer's car and Zelda left him for Zack. She was publicly humiliated in Branson, Missouri when Abe and Charo called her a hoochie, in front of a huge crowd.
- In the Latin American dub, she is named Rosanelda after his late dubbing actress Rosanelda Aguirre.