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You Kent Always Say What You Want/Transcript.
(Maggie draws a picture).
MARGE: Kitty cat.
(Maggie nods, and draws another picture).
(Maggie nods, and draws another picture. However, Marge doesn't know).
MARGE: Watering can!
(Maggie nods. Patty and Selma were surprised,)
PATTY: This is a nightmare.
SELMA: We are getting blown out of the water!
MARGE: What can I say? Maggie and I share a special bond.
(Maggie looks at the clock, reading 9 to 35. Maggie draws another picture.)
MARGE: School bus! Bart and Lisa? (Marge gasps). Bart and Lisa are almost home from school, and we have a dentist appointment at three o'clock! Thanks, Maggie!
PATTY: We win by four-fit!
SELMA: A sweetest win there is! (Patty and Selma smoke. They say "Ah" at the same time).
(Meanwhile, in the Orange Station Wagon):
MARGE: It won't start! (Engine revs again). I'll just use Homer's Triple-A card. American Applesauce Association? We have to run. There isn't time to strech my quads! (Scene then cuts to Marge and Maggie running on the road). My quads! Every step is a nightmare!
(Yodelling music begins. Marge runs down the street and bumps into Comic Book Guy. She then runs to the Kwik-E-Mart, went around the babies, and Apu gives her a slushie. While running down the street, Marge bumps into Snake. Marge has Snake's gun and Snake has Maggie. They swap things.)
(Snake laughs, then shoots at Wiggum).
MARGE: Can you hold it up Maggie?
(Maggie smiles, then a truck approaches Marge. Marge screams. The truck driver, Hans Moleman, also screames, Marge goes under the truck. They arrive at a house, where Mayor Quimby and girls are playing. Marge steps on the girls and Mayor Quimby).
MARGE: Sorry, sorry, sorry!
(They reach a drainage pipe, where they found rats, crocodiles, and Barney).
BARNEY: Hi, folks!
(Marge climbs up the ladder, where a Chinese New Year parade is playing. Marge goes under the dragon. The front person said "Neigh!" instead of "Ow!" Marge then founds out a St. Patricks day is playing.)
LEPRACON: Here's a taste sauce.
(Marge then arrives at the Springfield Dog Park. She goes under a dog with Maggie on top of the dog. Eventually, they are nearly at there house.)
MARGE: We're going to make it!
HELEN: Marge Simpsons, I've just heard a delicious piece of gossip!
MARGE: Tell him later!
(When Marge arrives. Bart and Lisa open the door).
MARGE: Oh hi, kids. You're just in time to go to the dentist!
BART: The dentist? You said we are going on dirt bikes around the cemetery!
LISA: Oh, Bart, you fall for that every six months!
HOMER: Hey, suckers, check it out! Marge is taking me to ride dirt bikes around cemetery!
LISA: You're going to the dentist too, Dad.
HOMER: Why cemetery, I wonder, that my dreams were too strong!
This script was done by www.simpsoncrazy.com/ All credit goes to them.