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The Kid is All Right
Yellow Subterfuge
White Christmas Blues
Principal Skinner: I hold the red pen! [Skinner...!] Pranks, inside use of outside voice, off color whistling and you're stricken from the list. and when you're crossed off you stay crossed off. That's what pens do.
Bart: [gulps, as he controls his remote control plane holding a bee hive out of the gym and back to the tree where it originally was]

[Bart is on the pier, disappointed as he stares at the sunset. Homer arrives and dumps his Pig Gulp drink towards the trash can, but misses)
Homer: Hello boy. At times like this there's not much you can say. Especially if you don't know what happened.
Bart: [sobs] Skinner didn't let me go!
Homer: Really? Hey. I bet that submarine isn't so fun anyway.
Bart: [sniffs] You think so?
[skip over to inside the submarine]
Submarine captain: Fire the torpedo, Millhouse!
Millhouse: Aye aye! (presses the red torpedo button) Where did it go?
Submarine Captain: It was just imaginary. (the lighthouse blows up and falls down in the process)
Bart: I know a kid should never turn to his father for help, but I got screwed! Is there anything you can do?
Homer: As I always say, don't get mad; get dinner. Then get even. With Skinner.
Bart: You'll really help me get revenge?
Homer: Yes. What's Skinner's weakness?
Bart: Everything.
Homer: Good. We can use that.

Marge: Sweetie, about the submarine. What's your favorite food to eat when you're disappointed? I'm going shopping tomorrow.
Bart: Ice-cream sandwiches, why?
Homer: What your mother is trying to say is, we don't think you can be good that long!
Bart: (shocked) Mom! Is that true?
Marge: Well, that's sort of what I was trying to say, but...
Homer: What your mother is trying to say is...
Bart: (interrupting) No! You're wrong! You're all wrong!
Lisa: I didn't say anything!
Bart: Were you thinking it?
Lisa: Yes.

Season 24 Season 25 Quotes Season 26
HomerlandTreehouse of Horror XXIVFour Regrettings and a FuneralYoloLabor PainsThe Kid is All RightYellow SubterfugeWhite Christmas BluesSteal This EpisodeMarried to the BlobSpecs and the CityDiggsThe Man Who Grew Too MuchThe Winter of His ContentThe War of ArtYou Don't Have to Live Like a RefereeLuca$Days of Future FutureWhat to Expect When Bart's ExpectingBrick Like MePay PalThe Yellow Badge of Cowardge

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