Will There Ever Be a Rainbow? is an autobiography written by Charles Montgomery Burns after his trip to the hospital. He recruited the help of a ghost writer named Mr. Roman, but fired him, deciding to write the book himself. After it was published, it became a very unpopular book, only becoming a best seller in a non-fiction five cent bin. They are used as booster seats at Krusty Burger, as they are the same size, but much cheaper. Mr. Burns sends one to Bart as a gift for giving him blood.[1] Lisa shows the book to Mr. Burns, saying that it says that he has less money than he thinks.[2]

To try and increase the popularity of his book, Burns sponsored and later took over the local church.