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Who Needs the Kwik-E-Mart?

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Apu sings "Who Needs the Kwik-E-Mart?"

"Who Needs the Kwik-E-Mart?" is an Emmy-nominated song sung by Apu Nahasapeemapetilon, Marge, Lisa, Bart, and Homer Simpson from the episode "Homer and Apu". The music was written by Alf Clausen, the lyrics by Greg Daniels. It is also included on the album Songs in the Key of Springfield. As mentioned before, the song was nominated for an Emmy award for Outstanding Individual Achievement in Music and Lyrics. It lost to "The Song Remembers When" from the TV special Tricia Yearwood: The Song Remembers When.


You see...
Whether igloo, hut, or lean-to,
Or a geodesic dome,
There's no structure I have been to
Which I'd rather call my home.
When I first arrived, you were all such jerks
But now I've come to loooooooove
Your quirks.
Maggie, with her eyes so bright,
Marge with hair by Frank Lloyd Wright,
Lisa can philosophize,
Bart's adept at spinning lies.
Homer's a delightful fella.
Sorry 'bout the salmonella.
Heh-heh. That's okay.
Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart?
Now here's the tricky part,
Oh, won't you rhyme with me?
Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart?
Their floors are sticky-mart!
They make Dad sick-e-mart!
Let's hurl a brick-e-mart!
The Kwik-E-Mart is real—
Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart?
Not meeeeeeeeeee!
The Simpsons (simultaneously):
Forget the Kwik-E-Mart!
Good-bye to Kwik-E-Mart!
Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart?
Not me!


(On the roof)
Apu (sadly):
Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart?
I dooo
Hey, he's not happy at all. He lied to us through song! I hate when people do that!

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