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Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington
When Flanders Failed
Bart the Murderer
Akira: We practice karate, so that we never need use it.
Bart: Excuse me. I already know how not to hit a man. Can I practice with nunchucks?

Marge: Bart, don't use the Touch of Death on your sister!

Homer wins a game of wishbone. He then thinks of a good wish.
Homer pictures Ned with his pockets inside out denoting bankruptcy.
Homer: Hmmm...
Homer again pictures Ned again with the "airplane pockets" look, only now standing in front of "Flanders' Stupid Left-Handed Store" with a "Going Out of Business" sign.
Homer: Yeah!
Homer pictures a tombstone engraved with "R.I.P. Ned Flanders"
Homer: Too far.

Man: Hey, I hear you validate parking tickets without purchase.
Ned: Oh, right as rain! Or, as we say around here, `left as rain', heh heh.
Man: Just stamp the ticket.
Ned: Oh, okay.

Ned: At times like these, I used to turn to the Bible and find solace, but even the Good Book can't help me now.
Homer: Why not?
Ned: I sold it to you for seven cents.
Homer: Oh.

Homer: Ned, I am sorry your store did not work out.
Ned: No, Homer, you were right!
Homer: I was?
Ned: Yes! You tried to warn me against engaging in risky ventures! I should have known better than to gamble my family's future on some pig in a poke! You were an honest friend to me, and I appreciate that.
Ned's words come down hard on Homer, who until now has been envious of Flanders's success. Seeing a bankrupt Flanders family has not given Homer satisfaction, but plenty of guilt.
Homer: {resolved tone} Ned, how much longer do you have the store?
Ned: Three days. After that it becomes headquarters for the Libertarian Party of Springfield. And I really hope they have better luck than I do.
Homer: You open up that store at 9 in the morning, I will do the rest!

Homer is on the phone.
Homer: Hello Jerry? This is Homer Simpson. Remember last month when I paid back that loan? Yeah, well now I need you to do a favor for me!

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