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Bumblebee Man in: !Ay, que lastima!
What's the Frequency, Simpson?
KrustyCo Presents: Dartin' Around
Bart: Whoa! You can rent out a whole TV channel? Like it was a car or a gun or something?
Marge: Well, more like a car. It's probably a very small public access station that only broad-casts to Springfield.
Bart: Cool!
Otto Mann: I can't wait to see what the Krusty-dude's going to do next.
Barney Gumble: Me, either. I got a sweet tooth for this stuff.
Otto: Wow, I can't belive I've finally outgrown the old "pie-in-the-face" bit.
Sound: Bam! Bam!
Jasper Beardsley: Hey, put something else on! Something new that'll help us rediscover our love affair with TV!
Krusty the Clown: Put a sock in it! I'm getting killed in the ratings. And no ratings mean no advertising. And no advertising means no money. And no money means... well, that on'es self-explnatory. What are we going to about Simp-TV?
Dr. Nick: What if we flood them out with my new wonder product, "H3O"—the wettest water you ever tasted?
Troy McClure: How did he get in here? He isn't even a semi-celebrity.
Krusty: Well, how much hairpaint have you sold lately, chump? That meshuguna is hocking my new line of artificial hips!
Kent Brockman: Foucs, people. We've got to come up with something to stop these guys at Simp-TV. They're totally tuned into what the public wants. it's like they're super-geniuses or something.
Lisa: Get a grip, Bart. I know you've been working hard but we've got a sitatuion on our hands. Take a look at the "bad boy" of Simp-TV!
Bart: Heh, heh... Hey, that's not bad.
Lisa: What are you talking about? Thay's crule and sadistic.
Bart: And your point is...
Lisa: Bart, this whole channel is pandering to the lowest common denominator in our audience... outside of the amusing context of animated shows and comic books, this kind of violence is just plain mean.
Bart: But it sells, sister, it sells! I'm taking this channel to the top, and I don't care how many innoncent heads get flushed in the process!
Lisa: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Bart: I don't know—are you thinking about how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Krustypop?
Lisa: No. I'm thinking that we've been working like slaves at Simp-TV and not really enjoying life!
Bart: Yeah, I guess you're right. It was way too much hard owkr, it made us fight—even more than usual—and we didn't earn a dime! What the heck were we thinking?
Lisa: Yeah we must have been crazy to think the Simpsons could change the face of television!
Simpsons Comics Stories 1-50/Quotes
Simpsons Comics Stories 1-50/Quotes
The Amazing Colossal Homer/Quotes | Bart Simpson's Creepy Crawly Tales: "The Collector"/Quotes | Cool Hand Bart/Quotes | Patty & Selma's Ill-Fated Romance: My Sister, My Homewrecker!/Quotes | The Perplexing Puzzle of the Springfield Puma/Quotes | Krusty, Agent of K.L.O.W.N./Quotes | It's In The Cards/Quotes The Gnarly Adventures Of Busman/Quotes | When Bongos Collide!/Quotes | Be-Bop-A-Lisa/Quotes | Chief Wiggum's Pre-Code Crime Comics: The End of El Barto/Quotes | When Bongos Collide!/Quotes | The Greatest D'oh! on Earth/Quotes | McBain Comics: Dead to the Last Drop/Quotes | I Shrink, Therefore I'm Small/Quotes | Edna, Queen of the Congo: Jungle Bungle/Quotes | The Purple Prose of Springfield/Quotes | Homer Simpson's Pathetic Pal Barney Gumble: Asleep at the Well/Quotes | Fan-Tasty Island/Quotes | Apu Nahasapeemapetilon's Kwik-E-Comics: Apu's Incredible 96 Hour Shift (Without Having a Break)/Quotes | Fallen Flanders/Quotes | Homer On The Range: The Kwik-E and the Dead!/Quotes | Survival of the Fattest/Quotes | White-Knuckled War Stories: Spare the Rod, Spoil the Grunt!/Quotes | Give Me Merchandising or Give Me Death!/Quotes | Jimbo Jones' Wedgie Comics: Rebel Without a Clutch/Quotes | To Heir I$ Homer/Quotes | Itchy and Scratchy: This Blood's For You/Quotes | Bongo Cantankerous Coot Classics: Nostalgia Ain't What it Used to Be/Quotes | A Trip to Simpsons Mountain/Quotes| Heinous Funnies: Kill 'Er Up With Regular/Quotes | Waitresses in the Sky/Quotes | Itchy and Scratchy: Lead it Bleed/Quotes | Bumblebee Man in: !Ay, que lastima!/Quotes | What's the Frequency, Simpson?/Quotes | KrustyCo Presents: Dartin' Around/Quotes | Headlight Comics: The Dame and the Clown/Quotes Get Fatty/Quotes | Bart's Pal, Milhouse: The Quest for Yaz/Quotes | Don't Cry for Me, Jebediah!/Quotes | The Artist Formerly Known as Bart/Quotes | Stand and Deliverance/Quotes | Little Big Mart/Quotes | Bart de Triomphe/Quotes | Reverend Lovejoy's Hellfire Comics: Citizen Shame!/Quotes | Send in the Clowns/Quotes | Li'l Homey: Homey Alone/Quotes | Marge Attacks!/Quotes | Itchy and Scratchy #0: Game Called Because of Pain/Quotes | Get off the Bus!/Quotes
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