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Whacking Day
Marge in Chains
Excellent. Not a trace of urine.
Superintendent Chalmers inspects the sandbox at Springfield Elementary

"Whacking Day" is the twentieth episode of Season 4. It originally aired on April 29, 1993. The episode was written by John Swartzwelder and directed by Jeff Lynch.


After ruining a review by Superintendent Chalmers of Springfield Elementary by playing on Groundskeeper Willie's vehicle while trying to escape being locked up by Principal Skinner for the review, Principal Skinner is furious with Bart and expels him, forcing Marge to homeschool Bart. Meanwhile, everyone in Springfield is excited for Whacking Day, but as the holiday approaches, Lisa condemns it as violent. Whacking Day is a decades-long tradition which calls for the townspeople to beat snakes to death with sticks. Lisa decides to save the snakes with the help of Whacking Day's honorary MC, Barry White, who uses his sonorous bass vocal style to lure the snakes to safety, where no one can whack them.

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Principal Skinner lures Bart, Jimbo, Kearney, Dolph and Nelson to a utility basement with the promise of free mountain bikes. When they get there, however, they're informed that they're being "swept under the rug" during an inspection by Superintendent Chalmers. Bart escapes through a ventilation shaft, to get outside and unlock the door for the rest of the bullies. But before he reaches the basement, he finds Groundskeeper Willie's tractor with the keys in the ignition and (after having mental conversation with said tractor) takes it for a joyride. He quickly loses control, bails out and the tractor ends up hitting Chalmers at full speed in the rear. While being treated for the injury, Chalmers informs Skinner the accident has cost him a promotion. Skinner tries to change his mind but is silenced. Skinner then takes a deep breath of unfathomable rage, calmly turns to Bart and tells him that there will be no detention for this event, because he's expelled.

Meanwhile, Kent Brockman announces that a celebration that was found to be "disgusting and puerile" by a group of hillbillies is coming up. The upcoming celebration is Whacking Day - every May 10, the people of Springfield drive snakes to the center of town and beat them to death. Lisa is appalled at the upcoming Whacking Day celebration, but her protests fall on deaf ears. She tries to appeal to Homer to not lower himself to the level of others, but Homer is set on participating in Whacking Day.

Whacking Day

Bart remains expelled from Springfield Elementary, and his parents try enrolling him in a private Christian school. He gets in trouble and is kicked out almost immediately for singing "Beans, Beans, the Musical Fruit" when asked for a psalm, and is chased from the building by the teacher and other students. Marge then decides to homeschool Bart. For one of her assignments, Marge gives Bart "Johnny Tremain" to read, which was a favorite of hers when she was a little girl. Bart gains interest in the book when learning the protagonist was deformed by being wounded in war, and afterwards starts becoming a serious student, even missing an episode of Itchy and Scratchy to read the book. Due to his vast interest in the book, Marge takes Bart on a "field trip" to Olde Springfield Towne. While there, their to tour guide (using a slide show) showed a photo of Jebediah Springfield leading an attack of Fort Ticonderoga and then creating Whacking Day on May 10th 1775. Due to his increased interest in history, Bart realizes that the day Jebediah supposedly created Whacking Day was also at the same time he was at Fort Ticonderoga, and then questioned how he could have been in two places at the same time. At a loss for words, the Squeaky-Voiced Teen in charge of the tour calls security to have Bart and Marge ejected.

Barry White (who Mayor Quimby introduces as Larry White) arrives to begin festivities, he originally says he's honored, but when he discovers what the holiday is about, he is disgusted and exclaims, "You people make me sick!" to the ignorant joy of the assembled crowd. Bart finds out about the true origin of Whacking Day. He suggests to Lisa that they can lure the snakes to safety by playing music with a lot of bass and putting the stereo speakers to the ground. Homer's record collection, which boasts such gems as Tiny Tim, The Chipmunks, and A Castrato Christmas, leaves much to be desired, but they get some assistance from Barry White (who was conveniently walking by). Bart brings their karaoke machine and speaker outside turns the volume up to 11 and places the speakers face down on the ground. Then, with White's deep vocals and Lisa's bass guitar playing, they attract hundreds of snakes into the house to the tune of White's 1974 hit song “Can't Get Enough of Your Love, Babe”.

The crowd arrives in pursuit, but they are soon turned around on the subject of Whacking Day by Bart's newfound knowledge. It turns out that the day was actually invented in 1924 as an excuse to beat up the Irish, a fact confirmed by a fellow Irish man. Mayor Quimby, not knowing that the city has changed its heart, shows up with pre-whacked snakes, but is booed by the crowd (causing Quimby to angrily denounce them as fickle until a staffer of his reminded him that it was also an election year, to his chagrin) while the surviving snakes flee away to freedom. Skinner is impressed with Bart's efforts, and welcomes him back to the school to reunite with the rest of the students and upon beginning to say the names of his former acquaintances (Jimbo, Kearney, Dolph and Nelson) realizes in horror that he never unlocked the door and the bullies are still in the utility basement. He races back to the school with mountain bikes for the four bullies, hoping that they're all still alive and that he won't have to face any lawsuits from their families; in case the bullies are dead, he and Willie (who's hauling the mountain bikes with his tractor) will escape to Mexico. Willie "agrees" then aptly mutters under his breath, "I'll turn ya in at the next toolbooth."

Citations Edit

Season 3 Season 4 Episodes Season 5
Kamp KrustyA Streetcar Named MargeHomer the HereticLisa the Beauty QueenTreehouse of Horror IIIItchy & Scratchy: The MovieMarge Gets a JobNew Kid on the BlockMr. PlowLisa's First WordHomer's Triple BypassMarge vs. the MonorailSelma's ChoiceBrother from the Same PlanetI Love LisaDufflessLast Exit to SpringfieldSo It's Come to This: A Simpsons Clip ShowThe FrontWhacking DayMarge in ChainsKrusty Gets Kancelled

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