The Western Branch of American Reform Presbylutheranism is a Protestant denomination adhered to by most of Springfield's inhabitants. The First Church of Springfield is the primary church in town which holds services of this form of Christianity. The only known clergy of the denomination are Reverend Lovejoy, The Parson, the Patriarch (the Parson's superior), the Metropolitan (the Patriarch's superior) and Elijah Hooper.

The Church was apparently founded by Martin Presbyluther, who stuck three suggestions on how to change the church on the Pope's wind-shield, one of which was evidently that people should be allowed to attend church with wet hair, a right which has since been abolished in Presbylutheranism.

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