We Never Do That is a song performed by Kurt Hardwick, Ethan Ballantyne, and Lisa Simpson. It appeared in the episode Elementary School Musical.


Ethan Ballantyne: All the camp t-shirts are medium;

Well, I hope you wear medium, girl.

Kurt Hardwick: We should also find you a meal plan;

Meal planing lady,

Plan my meals, baby.

Lisa Simpson: Do you guys always do that?

Kurt Hardwick: Do what?

Lisa Simpson: Sing what you just said, then play a little guitar riff.

Ethan Ballantyne: No, we don't do that.

Kurt Hardwick: We never do that.

Ethan Ballantyne: Well, we sometimes do that;

Kurt Hardwick: But very infrequently, lady.

Kurt Hardwick and Ethan Ballantyne: Do-ee-oo-ee-oo-ee!