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We Love To Smoke

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We Love to Smoke is a song originally meant for the episode "Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious" sung by Patty and Selma Bouvier, but it was cut because it did not receive any laughs. A demo recording exists of the song featuring Julie Kavner singing with just a piano, guitar, bass, and drums without a full orchestra. It was to be a parody of the song "I Love to Laugh" from the film Mary Poppins and also contains a reference to another song from that film, "Chim Chim Cherr-ee". The music was written by Alf Clausen and the lyrics by Al Jean and Mike Reiss. It is the first bonus track on the album Go Simpsonic with The Simpsons.


We love to smoke. (wheezes)
Till our lungs turn gray.
We love to smoke. (wheezes)
17 packs a day.
(Selma coughs)
We love to smoke! (chuckles, then hacks)
Like a chim-chiminey.
Although, we'll croak (wheezes)
Before 2000 and 3.
(Patty and Selma wheeze and cough until the end of the song)