We're Heading for Disaster is a song played by Homer (drums), Bart (guitar) and Marge (keyboard) and sung by Lisa in "The Wettest Stories Ever Told" segment "Watership D'ohn/The Neptune Adventure". It is a parody of "The Morning After" from "The Poseidon Adventure". Ironically, the song was played moments before the S.S. Neptune was struck by a giant wave and flipped over, killing almost everyone on board.
- Lisa: I think we're heading for disaster;
- And most of you will not be saved.
- Unless the captain is attentive;
- We'll all be crushed by a huge wave!