- “I prefer not to have social interaction with co-workers.”
- ―Wayne Slater[src]
| Wayne Slater|
|Occupation|| Special Ops (formerly), |
Clerk at Department of Motor Vehicles (Currently)
|First Appearance||The Falcon and the D'ohman|
|Voiced By||Kiefer Sutherland|
Wayne once worked as a black operations agent until the shooting death of the wife of a Ukrainian mobster boss. He fled to America and got a job as a security guard at the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant, where he met Homer. Wayne kept to himself at first, but that changes when he stopped Snake Jailbird from robbing Moe's Tavern. The news crew meets up with him at work, where he is being rewarded for his heroism. Troubles from the past cost him his job when he attacks Mr. Burns after having a painful flashback as he is being awarded. After much talk, Wayne starts to open about his past, and the mafia on his case. Later, the widowed mobster finds the video of Wayne saving the Tavern and goes to Springfield.
When Homer gets kidnapped by the Ukrainian mob, Wayne knows he's the only one who can save him. Wayne tracks the group down in an ice hockey arena thanks to the GPS system Homer swallowed (since they were left out in a bowl). Wayne finds Homer trapped underneath the ice in the arena. After confronting the mob and taking out all the mobsters, Wayne freed Homer. Wayne decides to leave Springfield, claiming he can't stay in one place. However, Marge suggests a job where "a sadistic man with government experience can feel right at home": the DMV.