Father Knows Worst
Waverly Hills 9-0-2-1-(Annoying Grunt)
Four Great Women and a Manicure
Caitlin: I'm Caitlin with a "C" This is Katelyn, with a "K" and Kate Lynn, 2 words.
Lisa: I'm Lisa, one word.

Ralph: In what year was two plus two?
(No one says anything.)
Ralph: The answer is, the amazing Ralph!
[Ralph then dives out of the classroom window.]

(While Homer and Marge are in Bart's treehouse)
Bart: Why did you use my treehouse?
Homer: C'mon, boy, be cool!
Bart: (sighs)
Homer: Be cool or you're grounded!

Marge: Please, just stay there until Bart graduates from high school.
Homer: Ohhh, that's another 20 or 30 years!

Marge: Wow, your first day at the new school! Lisa, have fun. Bart, don't.

Marge: Surprise! I've redecorated!
Homer: Where are my video games? My Xbox? My Wii?
Marge: You don't need a Wii now that I'm here, because you and me make us!

Superintendent Chalmers': Skinnerrrrrr!!! (calmly) Bettleheim.
Boy 1: I wonder what he did.
Girl: I heard he burned down his old school
Boy 2: I heard he killed a groundskeeper.
Groundskeeper: Oh my, that's a bit rough.
Caitlin: Hi Lisa.
Lisa: Hi Caitlin.
Katelyn: She knows my name.
Kate Lynn: No she knows MY name.
Homer: Cup my lady, or would you care to funnel it down my throat?
Marge: Definitely a cup.
Homer: Foam wasn't spilt in a day.
Teacher: Lisa I regraded your paper from the other day and you got an A.
Lisa: Really?
Teacher: My kid's a huge Alaska Nebraska fan, if she can somehow get an autograph, photo or T-shirt, that would be A plus in my book. (winks at Lisa)
Lisa: Did you just wink at me?
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Sex, Pies, and Idiot ScrapesLost VerizonDouble, Double, Boy in TroubleTreehouse of Horror XIXDangerous CurvesHomer and Lisa Exchange Cross WordsMypods and BoomsticksThe Burns and the BeesLisa the Drama QueenTake My Life, PleaseHow the Test Was WonNo Loan Again, NaturallyGone Maggie GoneIn the Name of the GrandfatherWedding for DisasterEeny Teeny Maya, MoeThe Good, the Sad and the DruglyFather Knows WorstWaverly Hills, 9-0-2-1-D'ohFour Great Women and a ManicureComing to Homerica