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Ian, The Very Tall Man is a man who goes around teaching bullies a lesson because he got bullied from second grade to high school.

At age of 18, he was 2,53 meters and presently now his height is now 2,50 meters.

An extremely tall man who drives a Volkswagen Beetle and teaches bullies lessons, once Nelson was playing pranks. When he then laughed at Ian, He proceeded to get out of his car and make Nelson take off his pants, so everyone could laugh at him. Ian made Nelson walk through the streets as he drove behind him.[1]

Ian is known to work in some capacity for Roger Myers Jr. at Krustylu Studios. He is seen in the recording booth and may be either a writer or animator.

Ian was also seen on a bus to New York.[2]

He shops at Royal Majesty for the Obese or Gangly Gentleman.


Ian picks Nelson up from the head

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Ian squashed in his car


  • He is a caricature of writer Ian Maxtone-Graham, who is 6'8. They also share their first name.
  • He resembles Don Koehler as they are both about the same height and also wear glasses