Unlucky is a song sung by Moe in the "There's No Business Like Moe Business" segment of "Treehouse of Horror XX". The music was written by Alf Clausen and the lyrics by Daniel Chun.
- How's about pouring me a beer, ugly?
- How about some of my new micro-brew?
- Just once, I wish Cupid
- Would draw back his bow
- And shoot me a cutie
- Whose standards are low.
- Woo hoo! An unattended tap! Like taking beer from a baby!
- I'm unlucky in love,
- I'm unlucky in luck.
- (Homer screams)
- Oh My God! Homer!