Tyrone S. Simpson is an elderly Simpson relative who lives in Dayton, Ohio.


Marge tells Bart and Lisa they are going to Dayton Ohio for their great uncle Tyrone's birthday. Lisa says when they were singing happy birthday to him last year he said "Why won't I die?". The kids decide not to go and stay home with Grandpa. Homer and Marge get on a different flight at the airport and don't go to see Tyrone.

Probably is not dead after the tornado hit the hotel where he was for his birthday.