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Twelve days of Christmas

Twelve Days of Christmas is a popular Christmas carol. The Simpsons sing their own version of it as a couch gag in "Pranks and Greens". The parody lyrics were written by Jeff Westbrook.


The family: On the twelfth day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me...
Twelve Grampas grumbling,
Eleven Barneys belching,
Ten Lennies leaping,
Nine Carls dancing,
Eight Moes a-milking,
Seven Selmas smoking,
Six Flanders praying,
Professor Frink: Five golden Frinks,
The family: Four crawling nerds,
Three-eyed fish,
Two special Ralphs,
A Maggie in a Snugli.

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