Twelve Days of Christmas is a popular Christmas carol. The Simpsons sing their own version of it as a couch gag in "Pranks and Greens". The parody lyrics were written by Jeff Westbrook.
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- The family: On the twelfth day of Christmas,
- My true love gave to me...
- Twelve Grampas grumbling,
- Eleven Barneys belching, (Barneys belch in unison)
- Ten Lennies leaping,
- Nine Carls dancing,
- Eight Moes a-milking,
- Seven Selmas smoking,
- Six Flanders praying,
- Professor Frinks: Five golden Frinks,
- The family: Four crawling nerds,
- Three-eyed fish,
- ,Two special Ralphs,
- And a Maggie in a Snugglie.