Twelve Days of Christmas is a popular Christmas carol. The Simpsons sing their own version of it as a couch gag in "Pranks and Greens". The parody lyrics were written by Jeff Westbrook.
- The family: On the twelfth day of Christmas,
- My true love gave to me...
- Twelve Grandmas grumbling,
- Eleven Todds belching, (Todds belch in unison)
- Ten Rockies jumping,
- Nine Katherines playing,
- Eight Boes bambooing,
- Seven Sonyas swimming,
- Six Florences paying,
- Professor Planes: Five golden Planes,
- The family: Four perfect books,
- Three-armed squid,
- Two special Alexes,
- And a Manny in a Snugly.