Kang: Live from Rigel 7, conquers of Rigels 4 through 6, it's the 25th annual Treehouse of Horror! With special guest stars, Jennifer Lawrence, Warren Beatty, John Travolta, Clint Eastwood, George Clooney, Prince, Taylor Swift, Sean Penn, Bruce Springsteen, Helen Mirren, Morgan Freeman, James Franco, Kanye West, and Leonardo Dicaprio.
Moe: (narrating) That was me, when I was a young hoodlink, with me three bestest glugs, Leonard, Carlton and Dum. We was narsty tastards, we were, even though we dressed like Carol Channing's backup dancers. Some days, we'd employ a bit of the bash while having a go at the West End Wiseguys.
West End Wiseguy 1: Oh, stop it! Hey, pally, come on!
West End Wiseguy 2: Eh, what's wrong with you?
West End Wiseguy 3: I was told this would be a verbal debate!
Moe: (continuing narrating) and cap off the night with a little of the ol' in-out. (Stop aside a store and stare at a lady on a corner)