When Homer is being sucked into the possessed voting machine during the beginning of the show
: This doesn't happen in America! Maybe in Ohio, but not America!
: Who wants to sing pumpkin carols?!
Millhouse : I got a pumpkin carol for you! Nelson (clears his throat, singing to the tune of "We Wish You a Merry Christmas") You are such a stupid moron! It makes people want to punch you! The Grand Pumpkin's super gaaaaaay! Punch, punch, punch, punch, wedgie! (gives Milhouse four punches and a wedgie)
: Groundskeeper Willie (holds out a tray of toasted pumpkin seeds) Care fer a pumpkin seed?
: You roast the unborn?!? Grand Pumpkin (eats Willie whole) AAAAH!!!
Nelson: (to the Grand Pumpkin, holding a yellow pumpkin) Touch me and I'll cut your friend.
The Grand Pumpkin: What do I care? That's a yellow pumpkin.
Nelson: You're a racist!
The Grand Pumpkin: All pumpkins are racist. The difference is that I admit it. (starts eating Nelson)
Nelson: I'd rather die than hate!
: Chief Wiggum (after getting shot) I always thought I'd die of hepatitis...C!
Grand Pumpkin: Pumpkin segregation forever!
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