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Treehouse of Horror XIV |
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Intro[]
- Bart: Good grief, this candy's terrible. Circus peanuts, raisins, nicotine gum, a library card. You got all the good stuff.
- Lisa: And yet, I'm still not satisfied. (takes a bite out of Bart's candy)
- Bart: You thieving hussy! (strangles Lisa)
- Homer: (after getting impaled in the chest) Guh! Goh! Meh! You kids have got to learn the actions of consequences. (takes spear out of his chest and picks up a flaming log in fireplace with it) Eat fire, punks! (throws log)
- Bart and Lisa: (scream and dodge flaming log)
- Grampa: What the...! (gets hit by log, causing it to set Grampa on fire) I'm still cold.
- Kang: Pathetic humans! (holds up a TV Guide) They're showing a Halloween episode... (holds up a calendar with November on it) in November!
- Kodos: Who's still thinking about Halloween?! We've already got our Christmas decorations up! (points to the fireplace, which has a replica of Kang and Kodos taking over Santa, his sleigh, and the reindeer, a Christmas wreath, two Christmas shrubs on each side, two poinsettia plants on each side, a string of lights below the replica, and Rigellian-themed stockings for Kang and Kodos)
- Kang and Kodos: (laughs like Santa Claus in unison) Merry Christmas! (their spaceship flies away as Kodos laughs)
Reaper Madness[]
- Homer: Death! Death! We miss you so much! You were a busboy in the restaurant of life. Clearing away the oldies and the sickies and the chokies. And you made NASCAR racing exciting!
- Lisa: Dad, it's trash day! Would you just take him out of the curb?
- God: Wait a minute! This isn't Marge! It's her fat sister, Selma!
- Homer: It's Patty, CHUMP!
- God: (after Homer got away with a motorcycle and the train blocks the way) Doggone it, I am too old and rich for this!
- Lisa: Dad! You've become the new Grim Reaper!
- Homer: No way, forget it. I might occasionally kill out of anger, or to illustrate a point. But I am not a Grim Reaper! (the robe sucks in his groin) Ow! Ow! I'll reap! I'll reap already!
- Homer: Check it out, I finally found a dead guy's clothes that fit me!
- (hanging from a noose)
- Moe: If I knew this would take so long I'd put out a TV.
- (Pizza boy comes in)
- Pizza Boy: Pizza!
- Moe: The money's on the counterā¦ No tip.
- Pizza Boy: Aw, you miserable bastard!
- Moe: That's why I'm up here. (looks at his watch again)
Frinkenstein[]
- (Lisa asking about Frink, Sr. when she first sees him.)
- Lisa: Did a shark do that?
- Frink, Jr.: Yes. He was testing out a new blood-based sun-tan lotion.
- Frink, Sr: I may be a soul,but Iām hungry.Can you throw in a little mazzard? Maybe a nice pizza pitch?
- Professor Frink Sr.: I'm getting me a real spleen and then I'm gonna vent it on you boy chick.
- (to Seymour, after Frink Sr. ripped out his spine)
- Agnes Skinner: Lost your spine huh? You just keep finding new ways to disappoint me.
Stop the World, I Want to Goof Off[]
- Adult Bart: Wait! When people see all the stuff we did, they're gonna kill us!
- Adult Milhouse: Yeahā¦ and I can't run too fast after 15 years of eating nothing but Gummi Worms. (swallows a bunch of Gummi Worms) I'm gonna quit tomorrow, I swear.
- Bart: Do you realize what this means?
- Milhouse: Yeah, but you say it first.
- Bart: I guess we can do whatever we want, and no one will stop us!
- Milhouse: I'm gonna play naked basketball!
- Bart: No you're not.
- Homer: Or can I? (sighs) Much better. (WAILING LOUDLY)
- Nelson: Ha... (his clothes disappear) Huh?
- Moe: (with a human leg during a mob) To repeat what I said a moment ago: you are so dead!
- Lisa: Why can't I tinker with the fabric of existence?
- Bart: Let the baby have her bottle.
ā Season 14 | Season 15 Quotes | Season 16 āŗ |
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Treehouse of Horror XIV ā¢ My Mother the Carjacker ā¢ The President Wore Pearls ā¢ The Regina Monologues ā¢ The Fat and the Furriest ā¢ Today, I Am a Clown ā¢ 'Tis the Fifteenth Season ā¢ Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens and Gays ā¢ I, D'oh-Bot ā¢ Diatribe of a Mad Housewife ā¢ Margical History Tour ā¢ Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore ā¢ Smart and Smarter ā¢ The Ziff Who Came to Dinner ā¢ Co-Dependent's Day ā¢ The Wandering Juvie ā¢ My Big Fat Geek Wedding ā¢ Catch 'Em if You Can ā¢ Simple Simpson ā¢ The Way We Weren't ā¢ Bart-Mangled Banner ā¢ Fraudcast News |