Homer: (tries to impersonate Flanders, waves his arm) Hi, Mode! (pause) Diddily! I've been having fun with my pal Homer! (pause) Diddily!
Maude: Oh, I'm so relieved. Whenever you go on one of your late-night fog walks, I get so worried.
Homer: (as Ned) Relax, I'm fine! But when I do die, I don't want any autopsies!
Maude: Well, come on down, you goofy-roofie!
Homer: (as Ned) Wow, it sure is slippery up here!
(oven dings in Flanders house)
Maude: My pies are done! (goes inside)
(Homer throws out Ned's corpse from the roof)
Dick Clark: And that was Whitesnake playing.
Rocker: We're Poison.
Rocker #2: I thought we were Quiet Riot.
Drummer: It says that we're Ratt.
Lisa: Look at the wonders of modern technology now.
Homer: Wonders, Lisa or blunders?
Lisa: I think that was implied by what I just said.
Homer: Implied or implode?
Lisa: Mom, make him stop!
Rick James: (singing) Superfreak, superfreak, I'm superfreakin', Yowwwww! (Two cops come to arrest him) Aww, man, what I'd do now?
Marge: Homer, did you remember the fog lights?
Homer (singing): Guess I forgot to put the fog lights in!
Homer: Okay, Marge, you hide in the abandoned amusement park. Lisa, the pet cemetery. Bart, spooky roller disco and I'll go skinny dipping in that lake where the sexy teens were killed 100 years ago tonight.
(Krusty is unconscious on the street)
Bart: Krusty!!! (Spots a letter on Krusty's body) Hey, a note! (reads it) You have been selected for operation exodus.
Lisa: They're evacuating the earth! We're saved!
Homer: Thank you sweet clown! In death you saved us all!
Krusty: I'm not dead!
Homer: I can still hear his voice on the wind.
Guard: (To Lisa) Welcome aboard. Now, before you enter, you're going to make a very difficult choice. You're only allowed to take one parent with yo-