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[Chief Wiggum is explaining to new recruits how to use the monitors]

Chief Wiggum: "Now just follow a little formula called PB&J, peer at the monitor, be judgmental and jot it down. And one way to remember that is ABC, Always Be Considering PB&J, but the single most important rule is the four 'a's, Always Act According to ABC."




(At the train station)


Train passenger: (sees Homer's bag), That bag, surely it’s attended. (The crowd moves back.) UNATTENDDED BAG!


(The crowd runs)


Train conductor: All panic!



Ned: I never wanted to turn into Big Brother. I just want to a Little Sister tattling on everyone so the town would be a nicer place.

Homer: Well, if you ask me, you were trying to play God.

Ned: (Gasps), that’s the worst sin of all for some reason.



Marge: "That's not Sesame Street, that's a Gay Bar."




[Shauna is making out with Jimbo but they both freak out when they hear a voice coming from somewhere]

Jimbo: "Come on baby it's just a voice."




Flanders: "...Like God created the Devil."

Homer: "God create the devil? Finally he did something cool!"




Queen Elizabeth II: "I'll miss that Ralph Wiggum. He reminds me of my boy."

Prince Charles: "Mommy, my cat's breath smells like cat food."




Mr. Burns: "Just find the biggest idiot on our payroll and slip it in his bag."




[Chief Wiggum is using the police monitors to spy on Edna Krabappel sunbathing topless]

Lou: "Chief I think we got miss use police equipment on ZZ99."



Season 20 Season 21 Quotes Season 22
Homer the WhopperBart Gets a "Z"The Great Wife HopeTreehouse of Horror XXThe Devil Wears NadaPranks and GreensRednecks and Broomsticks O Brother, Where Bart Thou?Thursdays with AbieOnce Upon a Time in SpringfieldMillion Dollar MaybeBoy Meets CurlThe Color YellowPostcards From the WedgeStealing First BaseThe Greatest Story Ever D'ohedAmerican History X-cellentChief of HeartsThe Squirt and the WhaleTo Surveil With LoveMoe Letter BluesThe Bob Next DoorJudge Me Tender

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