"Tickets, Tickets" is a song performed by Roofi in the episode "Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens and Gays." When Roofi promoted his upcoming concert during his show, he sang the song to encourage fans to buy tickets.
- Tickets, tickets, buy them now
- Roofi here will show you how.
- Visa, AmEx, or MC,
- Or make out a check to me!
Behind the Laughter
- It is a parody of "Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star," which also shares a melody with "The Alphabet Song" and "Baa, Baa, Black Sheep."