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This Old Clown

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This Old Clown is a song sung by Krusty and Lisa in the episode "Once Upon a Time in Springfield". It is set to the tune of the traditional children's song "This Old Man."


This old clown
This old clown, tee-hee-hee,
He's as happy as can be,
'Cuz I got a girlfriend under thirty-three!
Nelson and Milhouse:
I walked nineteen miles for this?
Can't you kids be glad for me?
This old clown 2
I am her, she is me,
I'm just like Penelope.
(Bart unplugs the television.)
It's still on in my head,
It will be there till I'm dead.
(Lisa hums the rest of the song and Bart groans.)

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