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Lard of the Dance
The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace
Bart the Mother
Homer: They won't let me in the big people library downtown. There was some...unpleasantness. I can never go back.

Marge: I brought you a tuna sandwich. They say it's brain food. I guess because there's so much dolphin in it, and you know how smart they are.

(Homer, when he realizes that Thomas Edison was the one who invented the chair with hinged legs)
Homer: Oh, damn it!
(Bart, visiting Homer in the basement)
Bart: Hey Dad, heard you swearin'. Mind if I join in? Crap, boobs, crap!

(Kent Brockman, delivering his nightly broadcast)
Kent: Authorities say the phony Pope can be recognized by his high-top sneakers and incredibly foul mouth.

Homer: Marge, that's it! That's why I haven't done anything with my life! I need to be more like Thomas Edison!
Marge: Whatever.
Homer: And I'm starting right now! No more damn pajamas!
(Homer gets out of bed, takes off his pajamas, and throws them out the window. Homer stands naked, calling out)
Homer: From this day forward, I am an inventor!
(A man walking his dog calls up to Homer)
Man: Do us a favor. Invent yourself some underpants.

(Homer sits at a card table in the basement, smoking a cigar, trying to think of inventions)
Lisa: You started smoking, Dad?
Homer: Yes, Thomas Edison smoked several cigars a day.
(Bart holds up Homer's empty notepad)
Bart: Yeah, he invented stuff, too.
Homer: Shut up.

Homer: That's boring. You're boring everybody! Quit boring everyone!


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