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The Wettest Stories Ever Told
Girls Just Want to Have Sums ā–ŗ
[The Boney crew appear as skeletons on their ship]
Bart: Can ya give us directions to Tahiti?
Dolph: Nice going, genius. You sailed into someone else's tale of the sea.
Bart: Hey, at least I'm not gay for skeleton Kearney.
[Camera pans out to reveal that Dolph's ribs cages are caught on Kearney's]
Dolph: Our ribs got tangled 75 years ago, that's not gay.
Bart: Yeah, you keep believing that.

[A wave hits the Mayflower ship and the Captain is knocked out]
Rev. Lovejoy: Our captain's be-head-bumped! oh, I guess we'll never make it to the new world.
Bart: [sad] Oh, when we landed I was going to denounce my sister as a witch.
Lisa: [angry at Bart] I keep telling you the ability to add two-digit numbers is NOT witchcraft!
Bart: Thirty one plus forty tree?
Lisa: Seventy four.
Everybody: [pointing at Lisa] Witch! Witch! Witch!

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ā—„ Season 16 Season 17 Quotes Season 18 ā–ŗ
The Bonfire of the Manatees ā€¢ The Girl Who Slept Too Little ā€¢ Milhouse of Sand and Fog ā€¢ Treehouse of Horror XVI ā€¢ Marge's Son Poisoning ā€¢ See Homer Run ā€¢ The Last of the Red Hat Mamas ā€¢ The Italian Bob ā€¢ Simpsons Christmas Stories ā€¢ Homer's Paternity Coot ā€¢ We're on the Road to D'oh-where ā€¢ My Fair Laddy ā€¢ The Seemingly Never-Ending Story ā€¢ Bart Has Two Mommies ā€¢ Homer Simpson, This is Your Wife ā€¢ Million-Dollar Abie ā€¢ Kiss Kiss Bang Bangalore ā€¢ The Wettest Stories Ever Told ā€¢ Girls Just Want to Have Sums ā€¢ Regarding Margie ā€¢ The Monkey Suit ā€¢ Marge and Homer Turn a Couple Play
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