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- [The Boney crew appear as skeletons on their ship]
- Bart: Can ya give us directions to Tahiti?
- Dolph: Nice going, genius. You sailed into someone else's tale of the sea.
- Bart: Hey, at least I'm not gay for skeleton Kearney.
- [Camera pans out to reveal that Dolph's ribs cages are caught on Kearney's]
- Dolph: Our ribs got tangled 75 years ago, that's not gay.
- Bart: Yeah, you keep believing that.
- [A wave hits the Mayflower ship and the Captain is knocked out]
- Rev. Lovejoy: Our captain's be-head-bumped! oh, I guess we'll never make it to the new world.
- Bart: [sad] Oh, when we landed I was going to denounce my sister as a witch.
- Lisa: [angry at Bart] I keep telling you the ability to add two-digit numbers is NOT witchcraft!
- Bart: Thirty one plus forty tree?
- Lisa: Seventy four.
- Everybody: [pointing at Lisa] Witch! Witch! Witch!
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ā Season 16 | Season 17 Quotes | Season 18 āŗ |
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The Bonfire of the Manatees ā¢ The Girl Who Slept Too Little ā¢ Milhouse of Sand and Fog ā¢ Treehouse of Horror XVI ā¢ Marge's Son Poisoning ā¢ See Homer Run ā¢ The Last of the Red Hat Mamas ā¢ The Italian Bob ā¢ Simpsons Christmas Stories ā¢ Homer's Paternity Coot ā¢ We're on the Road to D'oh-where ā¢ My Fair Laddy ā¢ The Seemingly Never-Ending Story ā¢ Bart Has Two Mommies ā¢ Homer Simpson, This is Your Wife ā¢ Million-Dollar Abie ā¢ Kiss Kiss Bang Bangalore ā¢ The Wettest Stories Ever Told ā¢ Girls Just Want to Have Sums ā¢ Regarding Margie ā¢ The Monkey Suit ā¢ Marge and Homer Turn a Couple Play |