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The Way We Was

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The Way We Was
Young Marge and Homer
Episode Number 25
Production Code 7F12
Original Airdate January 31, 1991
Chalkboard Gag "I will not get very far with this attitude."
Couch Gag Falling Couch couch gag
Special Guest Voices Jon Lovitz as Artie Ziff and Mr. Seckofsky, the shop teacher
Written By Al Jean, Mike Reiss, and Sam Simon
Directed By David Silverman
I'm livin' it, but I ain't lovin' it.
Bart suffers through Homer's and Marge's story

The Way We Was is the twelfth episode of Season 2 and 25th overall. It was first broadcast on January 31, 1991 and was written by Al Jean, Mike Reiss and Sam Simon, while David Silverman directed. It was the first ever flashback episode of The Simpsons. The episode contains cultural references to songs such as "The Joker" and "(They Long to Be) Close to You", and the television series "Siskel & Ebert & the Movies".


When the TV breaks down, Marge and Homer decide to tell their children a story. After refusing to tell the story of how Bart was born (which would later be seen exactly 1 season later in season 3's "I Married Marge"), they decide to tell the story of how Homer and Marge met in high school—and how Marge almost went out with a nerd named Artie Ziff.

Full StoryEdit

When the TV breaks down, Marge tells the kids the story of how she and Homer first met. The setting is flashback to 1974, when they were both in their senior year of high school. Homer was barely a responsible student, contrary to Marge, but when she attends a feminist rally and burns a bra on the school grounds, she is sent to detention for a day. Homer and Barney are sent there for three days for smoking in the boys' restroom. Upon seeing Marge enter the detention room, Homer is smitten and wants to ask her to the Prom.

To get to be around her more, Homer joins the debate team that Marge is on. However, Marge is more interested in the smart and articulated Artie Ziff. As a plan B, Homer pretends to be a French student so that he can be tutored by Marge. It appears to be working, and when Homer asks Marge to the senior prom, she agrees. However, when Homer reveals he doesn't really take French, Marge grows furious and storms out of the house. Despite this, Homer still thinks he's taking her to the prom The next day, due to her lack of sleep, Marge is unprepared for her role on the debate team. Afterwards, Artie asks Marge to the Prom, whom she gladly accepts.

On prom night, Homer shows up at the Bouvier residence to pick up Marge much to the horror of her family. After being insulted by Marge's sisters, Homer realizes his mistake when Artie shows up to pick up Marge. Homer still decides to go to the Prom, since he has already rented his tuxedo, a limousine, and paid for the two dinners at the event. At the Prom, Homer has an utterly horrible time from having a Prom photo taken only of himself without a date, and watching as Marge and Artie are crowned Prom King and Queen and have their first dance. Heartbroken, Homer leaves during the dance and cries outside. When Marge appears to ask Homer why he's putting himself through such misery, he tells her its because he's certain they're meant to be together. Marge now feels some sympathy, but firmly tells him he's wrong. Later, Marge and Artie leave the prom and go off to have an intimate moment. Marge is rather unsure about this, and grows angry when Artie tries to force himself upon her. Upon her demand, Artie drives her home, wishing her good night, and asking that she not tell anyone about his 'busy hands.' Meanwhile, Homer's limo time runs out leaving him to walk home from the other side of town. Marge is about to enter her house when she hears her parents arguing through the door, saying how uncouth Homer was, and how lucky Marge was for going to the Prom with Artie. Marge then gets in her car, and finds Homer walking along the side of the road. Marge gives him a ride, telling him once she got home she realized she should have gone to the prom with him instead. At these words, Homer mentions that he's a little afraid, because "Once you stop this car, I'm going to hug you, and kiss you, and then I'll never be able to let you go."

The story ends with Homer telling the kids that he never did let go, and he happily embraces with Marge. While Lisa is touched by the story, Bart (as expected) is grossed out.

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Season 1 Season 2 Episodes Season 3
Bart Gets an "F"Simpson and DelilahTreehouse of Horror (aka "The Simpsons Halloween Special") • Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every FishDancin' HomerDead Putting SocietyBart vs. ThanksgivingBart the DaredevilItchy & Scratchy & MargeBart Gets Hit by a CarOne Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue FishThe Way We WasHomer vs. Lisa and the 8th CommandmentPrincipal CharmingOh Brother, Where Art Thou?Bart's Dog Gets an FOld MoneyBrush with GreatnessLisa's SubstituteThe War of the SimpsonsThree Men and a Comic BookBlood Feud

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