Bart Star
The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons
Lisa the Skeptic
Apu has ended his date with Elizabeth Hoover. They went to a carnival. Miss Hoover is holding a gigantic stuffed animal.
Elizabeth Hoover: I had a great time at the carnival, Apu. Thank you for winning Wubsy. I had no idea you were such a crack shot.
Apu: All Kwik-E-Mart employees must be skilled with firearms.
Elizabeth Hoover goes inside her home.
Apu: {talking to himself} That was a hard date to top. But we shall see.
Apu drives his car a short distance, from the Hoover residence to the Van Houten residence, which is next door. Luann van Houten emerges.
Luann van Houten: Who is up for some clog dancing?
Apu produces a pair of clogs.
Apu: Why do you not try and stop me!

Homer: You know what you could do?
Apu: Shut up.
Homer: You could fake your own death.
Apu: Oh won't you shut up.
Homer: All you need is a car bomb.
Apu: I can't believe you don't shut up!

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