(Krusty is crying in a ball pit after being fired and Bart and Lisa appear)
Krusty: Fate is so cruel! This morning I was a star with a top agent. Now I'm strung out in a ball pit! (sobbing) Go away! No kid should ever see his hero sunk so low!
Lisa: Well you're not exactly my hero. I see you as more of a cautionary tale.
Krusty: What?! I'll show you who's just a cautionary tale! (He sinking down in the ball pit) I'll show everybody! (He floats back up stomach down like a floating corpse)
Krusty: A new agent? I better freshen up. (He jumps in the ball pit and pretends it's water and washes himself with them). (singing) Ya da too, ya da do. Also better get back on those Anti-psychotic meds.
Krusty: Hold on you want me to do my kids show for adults? They're going to want F-bombs and all I can give 'em is ta-tas and ca-cas.
Homer: Is there a place for a fat man like me on today's TV?