Bart: Uh, ma'am. What if you're a really, really good person and you've been in a really, really bad fight and your leg gets gangrene and it has to be amputated? Will it be waiting for you in Heaven?
Ms. Albright: For the last time, Bart, yes!!!
Krusty: (grimly) There's someone out there in Krustyland who has committed an atrocity! If you know who cut off Jebediah's head... I don't care it's your brother, your sister, your daddy or your mommy... (cheerfully) Turn 'em in and Krusty will send you a free slide-whistle just like Sideshow Bob!!
Bart: Dad, can I borrow five bucks?
Homer: I hope you're not planning on seeing a certain movie starring certain Space Mutants that a certain mother didn't want you to see. (laughs)
Bart: (laughs) Perish the thought!
Homer: (handing Bart five dollars) Here you go son. "Share the wealth", that's what I always say!
Homer is listening to football during church
Announcer: It's a 49 field goal kick into the wind.
Homer clasps hands together along with everyone else
Homer: Make it, make it, make it, make it, make it! Please please please please please please please please!