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ā—„ I Am Furious Yellow
The Sweetest Apu
Little Girl in the Big Ten ā–ŗ
(Apu is preparing a hangman's noose)
Apu: Over, under, round and round so your feet won't touch the ground. (He throws the noose rope over a pipe) Now, let's see what awaits me in the next life. (He looks over a reincarnation chart) First I was a tiger, a snake, a Clod, a goat with a hat, then me. (Looks at his next incarnations) Hoo, a tapeworm, then assistant to Lorne Michaels! It's going to be a rough couple of lifetimes.

Homer: (to Apu) I saw you and that Squishee Lady canoodling like junkyard rabbits!

(At the Civil War re-enactment)
Principal Skinner: Hey you dead people, stop playing cards! And Stonewall Jackson, stop rollerblading!
Disco Stu: The south will boogie again!

Manjula: Not tonight. I said, not tonight! Wait, something's wrong, why aren't you pressuring me for sex?
Apu: Oh, I'm just happy to lie here appreciating and respecting you.
Manjula: Okay, buster, what is going on?
Apu: Nothing. How can you even accuse me of repeated infidelity? Oh, I'm so angry I could just, I could fall asleep.

Homer: Nothing, nothing, there's nothing eating me up inside.
(Homer's eyeball is twitching and moving all over the place)
Marge: Oh, it must be something big. Something you did? Something you saw. (gasps) Apu is having an affair?
Homer: I know! Can you believe it? Oh, Manjula is just going to die.

Homer: The Squishee Lady! Oh my god. I know you must get this all the time, but can I suggest a flavor.
Squishee Lady: Go ahead.
Homer: Grape.

Apu: Please, could you just take the children home? The porno magazine buyers are too embarrassed to make their move. Look.
Moe: C'mon!

Homer: You can run, but you can't glide!

Marge: Manjula, come quick! The octuplets learned their first word!
Poonam: Mommy,
Sashi: will
Pria: you
Uma: let
Anoop: daddy
Sandeep: come
Nabendu: backā€¦
Gheet: cookie!


ā—„ Season 12 Season 13 Quotes Season 14 ā–ŗ
Treehouse of Horror XII ā€¢ The Parent Rap ā€¢ Homer the Moe ā€¢ A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love ā€¢ The Blunder Years ā€¢ She of Little Faith ā€¢ Brawl in the Family ā€¢ Sweets and Sour Marge ā€¢ Jaws Wired Shut ā€¢ Half-Decent Proposal ā€¢ The Bart Wants What it Wants ā€¢ The Lastest Gun in the West ā€¢ The Old Man and the Key ā€¢ Tales from the Public Domain ā€¢ Blame it on Lisa ā€¢ Weekend at Burnsie's ā€¢ Gump Roast ā€¢ I Am Furious (Yellow) ā€¢ The Sweetest Apu ā€¢ Little Girl in the Big Ten ā€¢ The Frying Game ā€¢ Poppa's Got a Brand New Badge
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