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The Dad Who Knew Too Little
The Strong Arms of the Ma
Pray Anything
Marge: What to do now? Too crazy to go outside, not crazy enough to have imaginary friends.

Bart: Ew! Mom, I think Maggie fudged her Huggies!
Marge: Bart, don't say it like that, you'll hurt her feelings. (sniffs) Geez, Louise! How did you turn cinnamon applesauce into that?!

Nelson: (to Bart and Lisa) Ha-ha! Your mom changed!

Marge: I do miss being a lady.
Homer: And I miss being your knight in flabby armor.

Ruth Powers: (to Marge) Steroids aren't drugs. They occur naturally in the body like sweat or tumors!

Apu: (after smelling Maggie's diaper) That is the most pungent thing I've ever smelled and I am from India.

Homer: (while eating dinner in the basement) It's like we're at Cheers. I loved that show because you always knew it was only a half-hour till Wings. Then you could just sleep till Monday.

Homer: (to Marge) Somewhere in that sea of bull hormones is the sweet, wonderful girl I married. The woman who instead of swatting a fly would give it a bath and send it on its way. I'd sure like to go home and have Jiffy Pop with her.

Marge: Grampa, I'm not afraid!
Grampa: Then you're not paying close enough attention!

Marge: (to Homer in bed) Hey, hot stuff, I've got a competition tomorrow. I could use a "good luck snuggle."
Homer: I'd rather talk about our feelings! I feel that illegal performance-enhancing drugs are too common these days. Rebuttal--
Marge: (pins Homer down) Let's do it!
Homer: (nervously) Listen, my bulky flower, I have an early day tomorrow and--
Marge: (sternly) I wasn't asking. (Homer whimpers nervously)

(After Marge finishes in 2nd place in the competition)
Bart: Second place!? Oh man, this will just encourage her!
Lisa: I'm tired of her criticizing my saggy glutes.
Homer: Quiet! Her muscular ears can hear us!
(Marge's ears pick up the sound of her family's disappointment. She groans accordingly)


Season 13 Season 14 Quotes Season 15
Treehouse of Horror XIIIHow I Spent My Strummer VacationBart vs. Lisa vs. the Third GradeLarge MargeHelter ShelterThe Great Louse DetectiveSpecial EdnaThe Dad Who Knew Too LittleThe Strong Arms of the MaPray AnythingBarting OverI'm Spelling as Fast as I CanA Star Is Born-AgainMr. Spritz Goes to WashingtonC.E. D'oh'Scuse Me While I Miss the SkyThree Gays of the CondoDude, Where's My Ranch?Old Yeller-BellyBrake My Wife, PleaseThe Bart of WarMoe Baby Blues

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