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A Totally Fun Thing That Bart Will Never Do Again
The Spy Who Learned Me
Ned 'N Edna's Blend
Declan Desmond:   One month of eating Krusty Burger and nothing else has transformed me into a morbidly obese, toilet-busting American. If I don't have some kind of nugget every five minutes, I'll die. [an IV is pumping chicken nuggets into Declan's body] I'm so weak I can't even fill out this application for documentary film Oscar. But it will be worth it if my suffering teaches Krusty the value... of proper nutrition.
Krusty:   [driving by in a bulldozer, which picks up Declan] You're gonna be my breakfast English sausage! [chuckles]
 
Stradivarius Cain:   Homer, you are going to clean up this car, put on cologne, and become a sparkling conversationalist.
Homer:   Sounds like you're turning into Wife # 2.
Stradivarius:   I can do that. [morphing into an overweight, unattractive woman] So, stick with Marge.
Homer cringes as Cain disappears. Meanwhile, Chief Wiggum, in a police car with Lou, notices Homer acting weird.
Chief Wiggum:   Whoa, what's going on in there, Lou?
Lou:   Well, if you ask me, Chief, uh... [starts disappearing]
Chief Wiggum:   Hey, what does this mean?
 
Krusty:   Billy, get this kid into superhero shape.
Trainer:   Hugh Jackman Wolverine?
Krusty:   I'm not made of money!
Trainer:   Alicia Silverstone Batgirl?
Krusty:   He's that already!
 
Marge:   [in a very sarcastic tone] Busy day at work? Did you get a lot of work done, worker-man?
 
Nelson has just buffed up with Krusty's trainer and is back in business, beating up several nerds and even Principal Skinner.
Principal Skinner:   I administer with this nose.
Bart:   This is a happy ending?
Lisa:   Well, he's tough on nerds, but easy on the eyes.
Bar:   What did you just say?
Lisa:   Nothing.
 
Season 22 Season 23 Quotes Season 24
The Falcon and the D'ohmanBart Stops to Smell the RooseveltsTreehouse of Horror XXIIReplaceable YouThe Food WifeThe Book JobThe Man in the Blue Flannel PantsThe Ten-Per-Cent SolutionHolidays of Future PassedPolitically Inept, with Homer SimpsonThe D'oh-cial NetworkMoe Goes from Rags to RichesThe Daughter Also RisesAt Long Last LeaveExit Through the Kwik-E-MartHow I Wet Your MotherThem, RobotBeware My Cheating BartA Totally Fun Thing That Bart Will Never Do AgainThe Spy Who Learned MeNed 'N Edna's BlendLisa Goes Gaga

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