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The Spy Who Learned Me

Ned 'N Edna's Blend

Declan Desmond:		One month of eating Krusty Burger and nothing else has transformed me into a morbidly obese, toilet-busting American. If I don't have some kind of nugget every five minutes, I'll die. [an IV is pumping chicken nuggets into Declan's body] I'm so weak I can't even fill out this application for documentary film Oscar. But it will be worth it if my suffering teaches Krusty the value... of proper nutrition.
Krusty:		[driving by in a bulldozer, which picks up Declan] You're gonna be my breakfast English sausage! [chuckles]

Stradivarius Cain:		Homer, you are going to clean up this car, put on cologne, and become a sparkling conversationalist.
Homer:		Sounds like you're turning into Wife # 2.
Stradivarius:		I can do that. [morphing into an overweight, unattractive woman] So, stick with Marge.
Homer cringes as Cain disappears. Meanwhile, Chief Wiggum, in a police car with Lou, notices Homer acting weird.
Chief Wiggum:		Whoa, what's going on in there, Lou?
Lou:		Well, if you ask me, Chief, uh... [starts disappearing]
Chief Wiggum:		Hey, what does this mean?

Krusty:		Billy, get this kid into superhero shape.
Trainer:		Hugh Jackman Wolverine?
Krusty:		I'm not made of money!
Trainer:		Alicia Silverstone Batgirl?
Krusty:		He's that already!

Marge:		[in a very sarcastic tone] Busy day at work? Did you get a lot of work done, worker-man?

Nelson has just buffed up with Krusty's trainer and is back in business, beating up several nerds and even Principal Skinner.
Principal Skinner:		I administer with this nose.
Bart:		This is a happy ending?
Lisa:		Well, he's tough on nerds, but easy on the eyes.
Bar:		What did you just say?
Lisa:		Nothing.

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The Falcon and the D'ohman • Bart Stops to Smell the Roosevelts • Treehouse of Horror XXII • Replaceable You • The Food Wife • The Book Job • The Man in the Blue Flannel Pants • The Ten-Per-Cent Solution • Holidays of Future Passed • Politically Inept, with Homer Simpson • The D'oh-cial Network • Moe Goes from Rags to Riches • The Daughter Also Rises • At Long Last Leave • Exit Through the Kwik-E-Mart • How I Wet Your Mother • Them, Robot • Beware My Cheating Bart • A Totally Fun Thing That Bart Will Never Do Again • The Spy Who Learned Me • Ned 'N Edna's Blend • Lisa Goes Gaga

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