The Simpsons run into their seats in a stadium. An announcer tells all the fans to raise their cards. Everyone except Homer raises his card, which he does so after realizing. The cards form a picture of the Simpson family.
Homer and Marge go through marriage problems, and when Homer suffers a concussion at work and gets two months off, he imagines the crime fighter Stradivarius Cain, to help Homer be a better man. Meanwhile, Bart learns a way to stop Nelson stealing his lunch money - giving NelsonKrusty Burgers until he's too fat to punch anyone.