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El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer (The Mysterious Voyage of Homer)
The Springfield Files
The Twisted World of Marge Simpson
Bart: (telling a scary story) ...and that's how much money college will cost for Maggie.
Homer: No... no... NOOOOOOOOOOO!

Mr. Burns: La la, la la la la (skips off into the woods)
Dr. Nick: The most rewarding part was when he gave me my money.

Mr Burns: Yes, and now that I'm back to normal I don't bring you peace and love I bring you hate and...
Dr Nick: Time for a booster! (Jabs needle in Burns)
Mr Burns: (in happy state) Good morning starshine, the earth says hello...

Squeaky-Voiced Teen: I'm Leonard Nimoy, goodnight, and keep watching the skis! ... I mean, skies.

Mulder: What's the point of this experiment?
Scully: No point, I just thought he could stand to lose some weight.
Mulder: His jiggling is almost hypnotic!
Scully: (mesmerized voice) Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

Mulder: Look at this Scully. There's been another unsubstantiated UFO sighting in the heartland of America. We've got to get there right away.
Scully: Well, gee Mulder. There's also this report of a shipment of drugs and illegal weapons coming into New Jersey tonight.
Mulder: I hardly think the FBI is concerned with matters like that.

Dr. Nick Rivera: Don't worry. You won't feel a thing...
(exhibiting a swirling mechanical device)
Dr. Nick Rivera: ...till I jam this down your throat!
Homer: I don't see any Homer is a Dope t-shirts anywhere, Lisa.
Store guy: Those were sold out five minutes ago.
Homer: D'oh!


Season 7 Season 8 Quotes Season 9
Treehouse of Horror VIIYou Only Move TwiceThe Homer They FallBurns, Baby BurnsBart After DarkA Milhouse DividedLisa's Date with DensityHurricane NeddyEl Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer (The Mysterious Voyage of Homer)The Springfield FilesThe Twisted World of Marge SimpsonMountain of MadnessSimpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)ciousThe Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie ShowHomer's PhobiaBrother from Another SeriesMy Sister, My SitterHomer vs. the Eighteenth AmendmentGrade School ConfidentialThe Canine MutinyThe Old Man and the LisaIn Marge We TrustHomer's EnemyThe Simpsons Spin-Off ShowcaseThe Secret War of Lisa Simpson

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