- “Sir, Your challenge is accepted. I choose pistols at dawn.”
- ―The Southern Colonel[src]
| The Southern Colonel|
|Voiced By||Hank Azaria|
The Southern Colonel is a duelist whom Homer encounters.
After watching a movie Homer goes around town slapping people when he accidentally slaps the colonel who challenges him to a duel.
- He talks just like Foghorn Leghorn while his caricature on the Mud Flaps looks a lot like Yosemite Sam.