Troy McClure: But of course, for that ending to work, you would have to ignore all the Simpson DNA evidence. [laughs] And that would be downright nutty.
Troy McClure: Yes, the Simpsons have come a long way since an old drunk made humans out of his rabbit characters to pay off his gambling debts. Who knows what adventures they'll have between now and the time the show becomes unprofitable?
Blofeld: 20. Your move, Mr. Bond.
[Homer deals Bond a card]
James Bond: Joker? You were supposed to those out of the deck.
Homer: Oh sorry, here's another one.
James Bond: What's this card? "Rules for Draw and Stud Poker"?
Blofeld: What a pity, Mr. Bond. [grabs Bond and drags him out]
Bond: But...but it's Homer's fault! I didn't lose. I never lose! Well, at least tell me the details of your plot for world domination.
Blofeld: Ho ho ho, I'm not going to fall for that one again.
Homer: Hmm...if that bomb had gone off by now, we'd all be dead meat. (sees family shivering) What are you shivering about? Is it cold or what?
Troy McClure: (sitting on couch bored)...Hahaha.
"Matt Groening": Get outta my office!! (shoots cameraman)