The following is a transcript for the first level of The Simpsons: Hit and Run. (To be completed)



Homer is sitting on the couch, the dead wasp camera lying on the floor. Two floating coins appear, interesting Homer. Krusty the Klown suddenly appears in a television commercial.

Krusty: Hey hey! I'm endorsing a new cola, kids, and this one isn't poisonous to anybody!

Voice in Background: That we know of.

Krusty: New and improved Buzz Cola is made of only the finest sugars and waters. Plus, it has a special ingredient to hot for the FDA!

Krusty hands a can of Buzz Cola to a boy in a Buzz Cola costume.

Krusty: It'll give you the get up and go you need to do all the pathetic stuff you have to do. Try new improved Buzz Cola!

Homer: Mmmm, cola. Must get Buzz Cola.

Homer gets up and walks away.

The Cola Caper

Homer talks to Marge.

Marge: Homie, somebody ate every dessert in the house! I need you to run to the store and pick up some of that ice cream with the miniature pies in it.

Homer: It must have been one of our kids, probably Milhouse.

Homer gets into his vehicle and drives to Kwik-E-Mart. When he arrives, he goes into the store and talks to Apu.

Homer: Hey Apu. Give me a cola, and I need another bucket of ice cream with mini-pies.

Apu: What happened to the ice cream with mini-pies your wife bought this morning?

Homer: I probably ate it, I don't remember stuff too good.

Homer picks up the ice cream and cola.

Bart: Congratulations, Homer, mission complete! Go back home and talk to Mom to start the next mission.