Bart Simpson: Alright...player one, uh Homer, I mean HOMER. Use the Control Stick to move around, this is called "walking". Press the A button to jump, press and hold the X button to run. Everytime you're in the air, hit the jump button again to get a little extra push. Got it
Bart Simpson: Yeah great, these shiny things are called "coins". Whenever you get enough of those, you can get a cool surprise.
Bart Simpson: These gags are scattered in each level, little surprises are hidden inside each one, be sure to come back again to see if there is something you've missed.
Bart Simpson: There are some collector cards hidden all over Springfield, find the other ones and sweep the reward as yours for the taking and you can take a closer look at the card, as you can see them from the pause menu. And don't get your stinky fingers on them fatty!
Bart Simpson: Nobody knows why these things have turned up all over Springfield, they always seemed to turn up whenever something exciting happens. I don't know what they are but violence is always the appropriate response of the unknown.
Breaking Random Objects
Bart Simpson: That's the stuff psycho! ...And so it begins...
Getting into your Vehicle
Bart Simpson: Press the Y button to get into the car and don't take all day, this is the tutorial!
Bart Simpson: OK big boy, here's how you drive this sandbox. Press the A button to accelerate, use the control stick to steer, the X button is your brake and reverse, and the B button is your handbrake. You know, like every driving game ever.
Bart Simpson: To go inside through a building, just press the Y button...oh, why did I agree to do the stupid tutorial. It is so boring!
Bart Simpson: Congratulations Homer! Mission Complete! Now go back home and talk to Mum to start the next mission.
Bart Simpson: Way to go Homer, you da man!! Collecting wrenches fixes your car.
Bart Simpson: OK, around town you might probably run into a few people which I like to call "losers". Even they need your ride, maybe they need help. Whatever the point is to help them out and they will be available to help driving your lazy butt around.
Bart Simpson: Here's how this works: Milhouse, Nelson and Ralph have set up some races around town. Win all the races to get a new vehicle. Well, what are you waiting for.
Bart Simpson: If you really need to have a drive, you can always enter one of those time trial races. They can cost a little but they're in the mood for your payoff.
Caravan Park Time Trial
Homer Simpson: Milhouse you little weiner, what are you doing here.
Milhouse Van Houten: Patty and Selma won't let me ride a bike without safety wheels unless I run the driving tests.
(Homer prepares for a time trial while Milhouse starts off)