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The Simpsons: Hit and Run
Level 1
The Simpsons: Hit and Run - Level 2

Bart's Tutorial TipsEdit

Starting the GameEdit

Bart Simpson: Alright...player one, uh Homer, I mean HOMER. Use the Control Stick to move around, this is called "walking". Press the A button to jump, press and hold the X button to run. Everytime you're in the air, hit the jump button again to get a little extra push. Got it

CoinsEdit

Homer Simpson: Oh, brain like shiny things.

Bart Simpson: Yeah great, these shiny things are called "coins". Whenever you get enough of those, you can get a cool surprise.

GagsEdit

Bart Simpson: These gags are scattered in each level, little surprises are hidden inside each one, be sure to come back again to see if there is something you've missed.

Collector CardsEdit

Bart Simpson: There are some collector cards hidden all over Springfield, find the other ones and sweep the reward as yours for the taking and you can take a closer look at the card, as you can see them from the pause menu. And don't get your stinky fingers on them fatty!

Wasp CamerasEdit

Bart Simpson: Nobody knows why these things have turned up all over Springfield, they always seemed to turn up whenever something exciting happens. I don't know what they are but violence is always the appropriate response of the unknown.

Breaking Random ObjectsEdit

Bart Simpson: That's the stuff psycho! ...And so it begins...

Getting into your VehicleEdit

Bart Simpson: Press the Y button to get into the car and don't take all day, this is the tutorial!

Controlling VehiclesEdit

Bart Simpson: OK big boy, here's how you drive this sandbox. Press the A button to accelerate, use the control stick to steer, the X button is your brake and reverse, and the B button is your handbrake. You know, like every driving game ever.

Entering BuildingsEdit

Bart Simpson: To go inside through a building, just press the Y button...oh, why did I agree to do the stupid tutorial. It is so boring!

Mission CompletedEdit

Bart Simpson: Congratulations Homer! Mission Complete! Now go back home and talk to Mum to start the next mission.

WrenchesEdit

Bart Simpson: Way to go Homer, you da man!! Collecting wrenches fixes your car.

Bonus MissionsEdit

Bart Simpson: OK, around town you might probably run into a few people which I like to call "losers". Even they need your ride, maybe they need help. Whatever the point is to help them out and they will be available to help driving your lazy butt around.

RacesEdit

Bart Simpson: Here's how this works: Milhouse, Nelson and Ralph have set up some races around town. Win all the races to get a new vehicle. Well, what are you waiting for.

Wager RacesEdit

Bart Simpson: If you really need to have a drive, you can always enter one of those time trial races. They can cost a little but they're in the mood for your payoff.

Caravan Park Time TrialEdit

Homer Simpson: Milhouse you little weiner, what are you doing here.

Milhouse Van Houten: Patty and Selma won't let me ride a bike without safety wheels unless I run the driving tests.

(Homer prepares for a time trial while Milhouse starts off)

Milhouse Van Houten: 3, 2, 1!

(Homer wins the time trial)

Patty Bouvier: This is so depressing...I'm going to feed your driver's license to Jub-Jub.

Rich District Circuit RaceEdit

Homer Simpson: I know you, you're that kid who sells me goods like CDs on the street corner.

Nelson Muntz: Yeah well, I've been having some later problems lately so I start running these races for the DMV. It was this ordeal to the elderly.

(Nelson starts the race)

Nelson Muntz: 3, 2, psyche! 1...go...

(Homer wins the circuit race)

Patty Bouvier: This is terrible. I'm gonna drown my sorrows at the Golden Banana.

Suburban-Countryside Checkpoint RaceEdit

Homer Simpson: Hello little son of a police chief little one.

Ralph Wiggum: These man-ladies make me a race judge!

(Ralph starts the race)

Ralph Wiggum: 1, 1, 1, go!

(Homer wins the checkpoint race)

Patty Bouvier: Ugh, this is worse when Jub-Jub ate my cat.

The Cola Caper
Marge: Homie, somebody ate every dessert in the house. I need you to run to the store and pick up some of the ice cream with the miniture-pies in it.
Homer: Ah, that must've been one of our kids. Probably Milhouse.

Pretty Theft Homer
Ned: Pft, Homer. Some of my possessions have disappeared. I called the police to find the culprit.
Homer: Culprit, eh?
Ned: My lawn mower, my cooler, my lawn chair, a family portrait, even Rod's inhalator. What kind of sick individual would take this stuff?
Homer: (Oh no, I borrowed all of Flanders stuff, quick! Think of an excuse to get out of here!) Uh, excuse me, I think I have to go... shuck some... corn...
The Simpsons: Hit and Run
Levels Level 1Level 2Level 3Level 4Level 5Level 6Level 7
Characters HomerBartLisaMargeApuNon-Playable characters
Vehicles Pink SedanHonor RollerMalibu Stacy CarCanyoneroPontiac Firebird70s Sport Car
Locations Evergreen TerraceDowntown SpringfieldSquidport
References/TriviaAppearancesExtrasCreditsQuotes

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