The Seven Duffs are mascots for Duff Beer. They appear as costumed characters at the Duff Gardens theme park.
The Duffs' names are Tipsy, Queasy, Surly, Sleazy, Edgy, Dizzy and Remorseful. The only Duff that speaks is Surly. True to his name, he has a surly and cynical demeanor. He says things like "Hey, Surly only looks out for one guy ... Surly!", "Shut up" and "Take a picture, it'll last longer. Get outta here!" Also, while waving to people at the Duff Dayz Beer Festival, Surly says in a loud voice, "Drink Duff!", then covers his mouth with his hand and adds, "Responsibly," in a much quieter voice.
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In The Simpsons: Hit and Run, all seven Duffs can be seen on a rotating poster in Moe's Tavern.