- “Don't be afraid to use your nails boys!”
- ―The Scoutmaster
The Scoutmaster was a character in the Radioactive Man television series. He is described by Fallout Boy as being "the worst villain of them all." He has a number of boy scout henchmen at his command.
- The Scoutmaster is an obvious parody of several villains featured in the campy 60's Batman series.
- The Scoutmaster was modelled after Paul Lynde, a comedian known for his appearances in Bewitched, Bye Bye Birdie and Hollywood Squares.