Seymour Skinner: Now, class, I hope you have a pleasant day here at Satan's Anvil. I don't know why the early settlers named it that, and I guess we never will. (Camera shows an increasingly obvious sandstone statue of the Devil hammering at his anvil, sunlight glinting in between his horns)
Homer: (Making his voice sound like a little girls and making people think Maggie wants Grandpa as a roommate): Me, me! I want him every night forever and ever, because I love my -(Maggie puts her bow in Homer's mouth to shut him up)
Walter Hotenhoffer: These are my Suitcase Suzies, who will use their beauty and free give aways to make sure our drug is perscribed.
Bart: (Noticing that the women look nearly identical) Cool! Are they robots?
Woman: No robots can develop human feelings. We're graduates of Arizona state.
Walter Hotenhoffer: I scoop them up by the sorority.
Nerd: (Realizing where he is) Uh, this is the nerd fraternity.
Walter Hotenhoffer: Ugh. Dump them in Research.
(The fraternity is dropped in an Advanced Research Facility)
(In Bart's bedroom)
Abe: (To Bart, who's trying to read a comic book) Nose in a funny book, how rude! Ain't you never heard of conversation?
Bart: (sighs) Fine. How's it going?
Abe: Terrible! I got this new roommate and he won't stop yapping!
(In Lisa's bedroom)
Abe: (To Lisa, who is experimenting the flower effect on scorpions) Here's an experiment for you: Find a man who wants to marry a lady poindexter! (laughs)
(In Homer and Marge's bedroom)
Abe: (To Homer and Marge, who are having sex) Hey! You call that making love?
Marge: Homer, I told you he wouldn't sleep through it.