The Regina Monologues/Quotes
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- Bart Who's picture is on the bill?
- Moe: It'll have to be someone famous, I'm gonna say... Hitler.
- Snake: Um, does the bill have bank teller blood on it?
- Lisa: No, it doesn't.
- Snake: I'm sorry I wasted your time.
- Squeaky Voiced English Teen: Welcome to Judi Dench's Fish & Chips. Now completely free of mad fish disease.
- Homer: Fish? I dunno… I’m not really a vegetarian.
- Squeaky Voiced English Teen: Please order or Miss Dench will be furious. She'll beat us, she will.
- Judi Dench: Who are you talking to?!
- Squeaky Voiced English Teen: No one, Mum! I swear!
- Judi Dench: I'll Mum you!!
- Squeaky Voiced English Teen: AHH...OOF...OW...OH...BLIMEY!
- Lisa: Press the gray brick in the back of the fireplace.
- Homer: Sweet freedom, here I… Owww!
- Lisa: Put out the fire first!
- Homer: Well Marge, you gotta admit, I've been on my best behavior this trip.
- Marge: You punched out three people on the street.
- Homer: That was over soccer results. Can you believe they gave Giggs a yellow card in the box?!
- Marge: Do you understand any part of what you just said?
- Homer: I understood the word 'gave'… unless it means something else in this country!
- Homer: Marge I'll be on my best behaviour. You have my word as a gentlemen and a lady. Now let's see, which rifle should I bring?
- Homer: (After meeting Tony Blair) Wow, I can't believe we just met Mr. Bean!
- Lisa: Look! It's J.K. Rowling, author of the Harry Potter books! You've turned a generation of kids onto reading.
- Rowling: Thank you, young muggle.
- Lisa: Can you tell me what happens at the end of the series?
- Rowling: He grows up and marries you. Is that what you want to hear?
- Lisa: Yes…
