The President Wore Pearls
Episode Number	316
Production Code	EABF20
Original Airdate	November 16, 2003
Couch Gag	A camera click can be heard as an Polaroid photo lands to the couch. It develops to show the Simpsons family.
Special Guest Voices	Michael Moore as Himself
Written By	Dana Gould
Directed By	Mike B. Anderson

The President Wore Pearls is the third episode of the fifteenth season.

Plot Edit

Springfield Elementary holds a casino night as a fundraiser, the brainchild of student body president Martin Prince. Homer wins big, but when Martin points out that his winnings can only be redeemed for prizes and not real money, the angry casino patrons riot. After the chaos has cleared, Principal Skinner tells Martin he must resign as president. An election for a new president is announced, and Lisa signs up. However, initially Nelson Muntz is favored to win solely on popularity, despite Lisa's good ideas. During a debate in the school auditorium, she sings a song (a spoof of "Don't Cry for Me, Argentina") about how she will fight for student rights, winning them over.

Lisa easily wins the election. Worried by her determination and popularity, the faculty discusses how to control her. Following Mrs. Krabappel that a woman's weakness is vanity, the school faculty tells Lisa that as President, she deserves a more glamorous look. Another song is sung (a spoof of "Rainbow High") as the teachers give Lisa a makeover into a Bananas Eva Perón Hates. She is initially resistant, but gives in since she reasons she'll still be able to fight for the kids. The students love her more than ever, but the faculty plan on using her to distract the kids from the fact that they are cutting music, gym, and art (basically all the fun classes) from the curriculum to save on the budget.

At on point, in the Groundskeeper Willie entertains ever teacher in the Teachers' Lounge while mocking Milhouse, who is serving as the school's photographer, for confiding the Scotsman about "tucking me shirt into me underpants!" Skinner managed to send Lisa away using excuses and flattery so that she wouldn't school policies. Lisa was then tricked into signing some authorization forms that cancelled athletics, art and music and was given a official key to the study hall which meant she could go to school any time she liked.

Skinner,Groundskeeper Wille and Bart sing another song on different matters but in the same tune Skinner singing about how he cancelled lessons, Wille signing about his day and his problems and Bart singing about how Lisa was being a fool and being manipualted by Skinner. The next day Skinner unveils operation S.L.A.A.A.M (so long athletics, arts and and music) even going so far as to have a T-shirt with this printed on it. All extra curricular had been cancelled and the other students blamed this on Lisa. Milhouse then says he was going to ask Lisa out to the dance to which Lisa replied she would have gone with him but says she wouldn't now. Milhouse then says he was going to tell Willie about this. The art room was taken away making Lisa and Bart break into another song. Realizing she had been used and was seduced by glamor, Lisa goes back to her old spiky hair and plain red dress. After resigning as president, Lisa leads the students in a strike.

The students leave school in protest and Michael Moore (voicing himself) shows up to take their side. The police arrive at the school to handle the students, but Lisa wins over the police, as well. Several other labor unions, including goat milkers, newsroom cue card holders and theme park zombies join the strike. Groundskeeper Willie refuses Skinner's order to turn his hose on the students. Realizing there is no other way out of the crippling strike other than disposing of Lisa again, Skinner has her transferred to a school for the gifted to which Lisa sings another song on the bus (another spoof of Don't Cry for Me, Argentina). When she arrives there, Homer shows up to explain that he is not driving 45 minutes just to take her to school each day. Homer then complaines that Lisa doesn't have a normal dream like being an Olympic figure skater to which Lisa replies that she would like to do figure skating but Homer shoots this down to saying he doesn't want to get up a t 6:30 in the morning so that she could prance around on a frozen pond and think she was better then him. Homer then suggests that she could be a horse whisperer with Lisa repling yes again but this again is rejected by Homer, and so everything ends up back to normal. A subtitle states that the elementary school cancels flu shots and sells loose cigarettes to pay for the restoration of music, art and gym. The subtitle also states that the producers of the show, based on the advice of their lawyers, never heard of a musical based on the life of Eva Perón.

SongsEdit

• Don't Vote For Me, Kids of Springfield
• I am Their Queen
• Evil Plan
• Don't Cry For Me, Kids of Springfield

Behind the LaughterEdit

Reception Edit

In 2007, Vanity Fair called "The President Wore Pearls" the tenth best episode of The Simpsons, the most recent episode on the list. John Orvted said, "It may seem ludicrous to include anything later than Season 8 in this list, but this one is brilliant. The musical numbers are astoundingly good, and Lisa's comeuppance is so well constructed it harkens back to the golden years of the show."

The episode was also nominated for an Emmy for Outstanding Music (by Alf Clausen) And Lyrics (by Dana Gould).