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The Nutcracker Sweet (Medley) is the amount of songs that are played in The Nutcracker...Sweet
- Homer: I hope I never hear that god-awful nutcracker music again!
- Lisa: I don't know, dad. This time of year, everybody does it, 'cause you don't have to pay for the music rights.
- Marge: Really? I still gotta bake my christmas pie.
- Bart: I gotta get dad a louzy tie.
- Cletus: Christmas crowds is what I hate.
- Sideshow Mel: No time left to procrastinate.
- Lenny: So move your ass.
- Carl: And let me pass.
- Lenny and Carl: 'Cause christmas eve is here!
- Mayor Quimby: Oh, Why is this Santa suit so snug?
- Mr. Burns: Why should I care? It's all humbug.
- Apu: I've jacked my prices up so high
- but there's no junk these saps won't buy
- last year's eggnog
- a green hot dog
- Seymour, Dolph, Jimbo, Kearney, Agnes, Apu and Barney: 'Cause christmas eve is here!
- Comic Book Guy: These holiday cookies swell my fat.
- Crazy Cat Lady: (mutter) Cat!
- Krusty: even though we're not gentile
- we'll get together for a while.
- Old Jewish Man: to shoot the breeze.
- Hyman: And eat chinese!
- Krusty, Old Jewish Man, Hyman, Chinese restaurant costumers: 'Cause christmas eve is here!
- Marge: Christmas is a family day
- Homer: I told grampa we'd be away.
- Lisa: He's at the door.
- Bart: Let's hit the floor!
- Homer, Marge, Bart and Lisa: 'Cause christmas eve is here!
- Grandpa: Fine! I'll spend christmas eve with the raccoons.
- Marge: Mery christmas, Homie. I think you're really gonna like this.
- Homer: That's great. Now I'll just get my present for you, which is... right outside the door. (leaves) Oh my god! I forgot to get Marge a present!
- I need a present for my wife
- Or I'll have no sex for life
- Diamond ring
- A vase by ming
- some kinda useful kitchen thing!
- I need a store I can break into
- or a place run by a hindu!
- Apu: the christmas rush has cleaned me out
- I just have jerky made of trout!