Simpsons Wiki
Register
Advertisement
Episode
References
Gags
Appearances
Gallery
Quotes
Credits
ā—„ Regarding Margie
The Monkey Suit
Marge and Homer Turn a Couple Play ā–ŗ
Todd: Daddy, was Mommy a monkey? I can't remember.
Ned: No one was ever a monkey! Everything is what it was and always will be! God put us here and that's that.
Todd: But you said a stork brought me.
Ned: That was God disguised as a stork.
Rod: Who brings baby storks?
Ned: There's no such thing as storks! It's all God!
Todd: (kneeling in front of an exhibit of a stork) Please bless Daddy and Roddy...
Ned: Stop praying to that stork!

Bart: So, according to Creationism, there were no cavemen.
Homer: Good riddance. Their drawings suck and they look like hippies.
Lisa: Dad, you're not really reconsidering evolution, are you?
Homer: My mind is always open to new ideas. (looks down at dinner) Onions? In the peas?! What the hell?! (throws plate at the wall)

Skinner: Class, starting today we will be presenting an alternative theory on the origin of man. (Ms. Hoover writes "Creationism" on the blackboard)
Lisa: Creationism? But that's not science!
Skinner: It is now!
Ralph: Are oceans God's tears? (Ned and Rev. Lovejoy nod their heads from the door)
Skinner: They sure are! A+! (Lisa groans)
Ralph: Now Lisa's the Ralph!

Judge Snyder: Well, I've heard enough for today. I have to judge a wet T-shirt contest in 20 minutes.
Blue-Haired Lawyer: (scoffs) This trial is the biggest load of... Oh, for crying out loud!
(Wallace Brady is bottle-feeding an adorable baby deer)
Wallace Brady: Now, Bambi, who started that forest fire that killed your mama? Evolution? My, my, my.
Homer: (crying) Poor Bambi. Poor Thumper.

[]

ā—„ Season 16 Season 17 Quotes Season 18 ā–ŗ
The Bonfire of the Manatees ā€¢ The Girl Who Slept Too Little ā€¢ Milhouse of Sand and Fog ā€¢ Treehouse of Horror XVI ā€¢ Marge's Son Poisoning ā€¢ See Homer Run ā€¢ The Last of the Red Hat Mamas ā€¢ The Italian Bob ā€¢ Simpsons Christmas Stories ā€¢ Homer's Paternity Coot ā€¢ We're on the Road to D'oh-where ā€¢ My Fair Laddy ā€¢ The Seemingly Never-Ending Story ā€¢ Bart Has Two Mommies ā€¢ Homer Simpson, This is Your Wife ā€¢ Million-Dollar Abie ā€¢ Kiss Kiss Bang Bangalore ā€¢ The Wettest Stories Ever Told ā€¢ Girls Just Want to Have Sums ā€¢ Regarding Margie ā€¢ The Monkey Suit ā€¢ Marge and Homer Turn a Couple Play
Advertisement