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The Land of Chocolate (The Simpsons Game) |
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- [intro cutscene, right when Homer browses the prices of chocolates from a shop window and claimed they are half-price]
- White Chocolate Rabbit: Excuse me, fatty. You're eating our world!
- Homer: Hey! You look like that rabbit thing from that book about a girl named Alice who goes to Wonderland! What was it called? Oh yeah, Snow White in Stupidtown!
- White Chocolate Rabbit: For your information, I am the White Chocolate Rabbit.
- Homer: Hey, white chocolate's not even chocolate. It doesn't even contain cocoa solids.
- White Chocolate Rabbit: Well, if I'm not real chocolate, then you probably wouldn't me interested in eating me.
- Homer: Mmmm, white chocolate...
White Chocolate Rabbit
- Why so slow, fatty? Eat too many of my relatives?
- Leap, jumbo, leap!
- Ha ha! I never seen anyone wet their pants while jumping!
- If you can't do the tutorial you're really in trouble!
- Maybe you should do better in a turn-based RPG!
Homer Simpson
To White Chocolate Rabbit
- I hate know-it-all chocolate!
Exploring the level
- I hope I don't run into any Oompa Loompas.
- I love Chocolate City.
- I hope global warming doesn't find out about this place.
- This place is way better than Vitamintropolis.
- I am so buying a summer home here.
- I'd love to meet Mayor Chocula.
- This place has a great infrastructure.
- Why can't Springfield be this delicious?
Non-DS
- If this place is a dream, I'll kill myself.
- I hope I don't stain my clothes.
- This place is completely nut-rageous.
Upon encountering the giant cake
- Ooh, please don't be full of dancing girls!
- Whoa, that's enough cake for TWO birthdays!
- Wow, this is bigger than Marge's butt.
- It's not even my birthday.
To Chocolate Rabbits
- This is going to be a closed wrapper funeral!
- Oh, you're going to get such an eating!
- You should've stayed in your egg!
- I want to pat the bunny!
- Die, chocolate!
- Oh, I'm gonna lick you all over!
- I want your chocolate in my mouth!
- Let me eat your candy eyes!
- Come on! Let me bite off an ear!
- Chocolate isn't supposed to hop!
Attacking them
- Haha! You don't even bleed!
- Now who's the idiot?
- Ah, piece of chocolate.
- Say good night, chocolate!
- Oh I wish Lenny could see this!
- Judo chop chop!
- Mmm...The tail is the best part!
- Let's see how you hop without a head!
- Aww... you're going to pieces!
- Smash the bunny!
- Easter came early this year!
- You won't see your next Easter!
- Mind if I break off your ear?
In the giant cake
- Die, bunnies! Die! *crazy laughter*
- Flatten under my girth, bunnies! Flatten! *crazy laughter*
- This is the happiest and saddest moment in my entire life!
Chocolate Rabbit
Attacking Homer
- I did it with Marge!
- Your eyes look like boobs!
- Everyone knows you're bald.
- Oh, 1989 called: it wants its fashion sense back!
- Bart hates you!
- Your son is... below average!
- You're dumber than a bag of hair.
- Why don't you not bite me?
- Eating is cheating! EATING IS CHEATING!
- You've ruined our utopia!
- Your subconcious is taunting you, moron!
- You self-medicate with food.
- Go suck a carrot!
- Lick my tail!
- You disgust this chocolate rabbit!
- Ha! Your back fat is sweating!
- Lenny is way cooler than you!
- You smell like meat!
- You couldn't tell caramel from nougat.
- Why won't you wake up?!
- Indubitably, you are an ass!
- You need lipo, stat!
- You stink of garlic and fish!
- You can't even dream right!
- Eat my fudge!
- Blood sugar getting low?
Attacked, non-DS
- Why couldn't I melt away in my sleep?!
- I don't want to go to Chocolate Bunny Hell!
- Oh, damn my chocolate nerves!
- (Bloodcurdling Scream)
- God, I'm a freak! A FREAK!
- I hope you choke on me!
- Pain, pain, pain, PAIN!
- Ow! You ate my EARS!
- I challenge you to a chocolate duel!
- Goodbye, brown world.
- I'm being chomped, CHOMPED!
- Holy crap, I'm hollow!
- You sir, are a monster!
- Your mouth is a serial killer!
- Please don't eat me!
- No heart, sir!
- Tell my chocolate children I loved them!
- [Homer turns to Homer Ball, non-DS]
- Homer: Weee, look at me! I'm a big fat funny ball and I can eat, eat, eat and never get full! This is like a dream come true. Thank goodness I'm not dreaming.
- [Homer wakes up from a dream about The Land of Chocolate]
- Homer: Not dreaming, not dreaming, not dreaming, not- Wha-? Dammit, I was dreaming! Why is life so unfair? All I want is the ability to eat everything in sight and turn into a giant ball! Is that too much to ask?! Damn you, reality!