The Simpsons Game
The Land of Chocolate (The Simpsons Game)
Bartman Begins
[intro cutscene, right when Homer browses the prices of chocolates from a shop window and claimed they are half-price]
Homer: Wow, chocolate half-price!
White Chocolate Rabbit: Excuse me, fatty. You're eating our world!
Homer: Hey! You're look like that rabbit thing from that book about a girl named Alice who goes to Wonderland! What was it called? Oh yeah, Snow White in Stupidtown!
​White Chocolate Rabbit: For your information, I am the White Chocolate Rabbit.
Homer: ​Hey, white chocolate's not even chocolate. It doesn't even contain cocoa solids.
White Chocolate Rabbit: ​Well, if I'm not real chocolate, then you probably wouldn't me interested in eating me.
Homer: ​Mmmm, white chocolate...

White Chocolate Rabbit

  • Ha ha! I never seen anyone wet their pants while jumping!
  • If you can't do the tutorial, you're really in trouble!
  • Leap, jumbo, leap!
  • Maybe you should do better in a turn-based RPG!
  • Why so slow, fatty? Eat too many of my relatives?

Homer Simpson

​To White Chocolate Rabbit

  • I hate know-it-all chocolate!

Exploring the level

  • I am so buying a summer home here.
  • I hope global warming doesn't find out about this place.
  • I hope I don't run into any Oompa Loompas.
  • I love Chocolate City.
  • I'd love to meet Mayor Chocula.
  • This place has a great infrastructure.
  • This place is way better than Vitamintropolis.
  • Why can't Springfield be this delicious?
  • I hope I don't stain my clothes.
  • If this place is a dream, I'll kill myself.
  • This place is completely nut-rageous.

Eating, non-DS

  • Chocolate, I'm gonna finish you off!
  • I could do this all night.
  • I could go all night!
  • I’ll diet when I’m awake.
  • Mmm...empty calories.
  • Oh, who knew chocolate melts in your mouth?
  • Sugar crash...
  • Sugar rush!
  • That gave me goosebumps. I mean chocobumps.
  • This chocolate needs more chocolate.
  • Yes, yes, YES!
Eating a cupcake (PS2, PSP and Wii versions only)
  • Cupcake!

Upon encountering moving platforms (DS only)

  • Mmmm...Boston Cream moving platforms.

​Upon encountering the giant cake

  • It's not even my birthday.
  • Please don't be full of dancing girls.
  • Wow, this is bigger than Marge's butt.
  • Wow, that's enough cake for TWO birthdays!

To Chocolate Rabbits

  • Come on! Let me bite off an ear!
  • Chocolate isn't supposed to hop!
  • Die, chocolate!
  • I want to pat the bunny!
  • I want your chocolate in my mouth!
  • I'll even eat your candy eyes!
  • It's gonna be a closed wrapper funeral!
  • Oh, you're going to get such an eating!
  • Oh, I'm gonna lick you all over!
  • You should've stayed in your egg!

Attacking them

  • Ah, piece of chocolate.
  •'re going to pieces!
  • Easter came early this year!
  • Haha! You don't even bleed!
  • Judo chop chop!
  • Let's see how you hop without a head!
  • Mind if I break off your ear?
  • Mmm...The tail is the best part!
  • Now who's the idiot?
  • Oh I wish Lenny could see this!
  • Say good night, chocolate!
  • Smash the bunny!
  • You won't see your next Easter!
In the giant cake
  • Die, bunnies! Die! Woo-ha-ha! *crazy laughter*
  • Flatten under my girth, bunnies! Flatten! *crazy laughter*
  • This is the happiest and saddest moment in my entire life!

Chocolate Rabbit

Attacking Homer

  • Bart hates you!
  • Blood sugar getting low?
  • Eat my fudge!
  • Eating is cheating! EATING IS CHEATING!
  • Everyone knows you're bald.
  • Go suck a carrot!
  • Ha! Your back fat is sweating!
  • I did it with Marge!
  • I say, you suck!
  • Indubitably, you are an ass!
  • Lenny is way cooler than you!
  • Lick my tail!
  • Oh, 1989 called: it wants its fashion sense back!
  • Oh, you’re a special dork!
  • Why don't you not bite me?
  • Why won't you wake up?!
  • You can't even dream right!
  • You confuse food with love!
  • You couldn't tell caramel from nougat.
  • You disgust this chocolate rabbit!
  • You eat out of compulsion, not pleasure!
  • You need lipo, stat!
  • You self-medicate with food.
  • You smell like meat!
  • You stink of garlic and fish!
  • You want a piece of this?
  • Your eyes look like boobs!
  • Your son is...below average!
  • Your subconcious is taunting you, moron!
  • You're dumber than a bag of hair.
  • You're morbidly obese -- and I mean morbidly!
  • You've ruined our utopia!

Attacked, non-DS

  • (Bloodcurdling Scream)
  • God, I'm a freak! A FREAK!
  • Goodbye, brown world.
  • Have you no heart, sir?!
  • Holy crap, I'm hollow!
  • I challenge you to a chocolate duel!
  • I don't want to go to Chocolate Bunny Hell!
  • I hope you choke on me!
  • I'll talk! I'll talk!
  • I'm being chomped, CHOMPED!
  • Oh, damn my chocolate nerves!
  • Ow! You ate my EARS!
  • Pain, pain, pain, PAIN!
  • Please don't eat me!
  • Tell my chocolate children I loved them!
  • Why couldn't I melt away in my sleep?!
  • You sir, are a monster!
  • Your mouth is a serial killer!

[Homer turns to Homer Ball, non-DS]

Homer: Weee, look at me! I'm a big fat funny ball and I can eat, eat, eat and never get full! This is like a dream come true. Thank goodness I'm not dreaming.

[Homer wakes up from a dream about The Land of Chocolate]

Homer: Not dreaming, not dreaming, not dreaming, not- Wha-? Dammit, I was dreaming! Why is life so unfair? All I want is the ability to eat everything in sight and turn into a giant ball! Is that too much to ask?! Damn you, reality!
The Simpsons Game
Levels The Land of ChocolateBartman BeginsAround the World in 80 BitesLisa the Tree HuggerMob RulesEnter the CheatrixThe Day of the DolphinShadow of the Colossal DonutInvasion of the Yokel-SnatchersBargain BinNeverQuestGrand Theft ScratchyMedal of HomerBig Super Happy Fun Fun GameFive Characters in Search of an AuthorGame Over
Characters HomerBartLisaMargeMaggieEnemiesWhite Chocolate RabbitWill WrightMatt GroeningGodAbraham Simpson
Powers Homer BallHeli-HomerGumi-HomerBartmanHand of BuddhaMarge's Megaphone