The Simpsons Game
The Land of Chocolate (The Simpsons Game)
Bartman Begins
[intro cutscene, right when Homer browses the prices of chocolates from a shop window and claimed they are half-price]
White Chocolate Rabbit: Excuse me, fatty. You're eating our world!
Homer: Hey! You look like that rabbit thing from that book about a girl named Alice who goes to Wonderland! What was it called? Oh yeah, Snow White in Stupidtown!

White Chocolate Rabbit

  • Why so slow, fatty? Eat too many of my relatives?
  • Leap, jumbo, leap!
  • Ha ha! I never seen anyone wet their pants while jumping!
  • If you can't do the tutorial you're really in trouble!
  • Maybe you should do better in a turn-based RPG!

Homer Simpson

Exploring the level

  • Oh, I hope I don't bump into any Oompa Loompas.
  • I love Chocolate City.
  • If this place is a dream, I'll kill myself.
  • I hope global warming doesn't find out about this place.
  • This place is way better than Vitamintropolis.
  • I am so buying a summer home here.
  • I'd love to meet Mayor Chocula.
  • This place has a great infrastructure.
  • Why won't Springfield be this delicious?
  • I hope I don't stain my clothes.
  • (upon encountering the giant cake) Ooh, please don't be full of dancing girls!
  • (upon encounternig the giant cake) Whoa, that's enough cake for TWO birthdays!
  • (upon encountering the giant cake) Wow, this is bigger than Marge's butt.
  • (upon encountering the giant cake) It's not even my birthday.

Attacking enemies

  • This is going to be a closed wrapper funeral!
  • Oh, you're going to get such an eating!
  • You should've stayed in your egg!
  • Haha! You don't even bleed!
  • I want to pat the bunny!
  • Now who's the idiot?
  • Die, chocolate!
  • Ah, piece of chocolate.
  • Oh, I'm gonna lick you all over!
  • Say good night, chocolate!
  • Oh I wish Lenny could see this!
  • Judo chop chop!
  • Mmm... The tail is the best part!
  • Let's see you hop without a head!
  • Aww... you're going to pieces!
  • Smash the bunny!
  • Easter came early this year!
  • You won't see your next Easter!
  • Mind if I break off your ear?
  • I want your chocolate in my mouth!
  • Let me eat your candy eyes!
  • Come on! Let me bite off an ear!
  • Chocolate isn't supposed to hop!
  • Die, bunnies! Die! *crazy laughter*
  • Flatten under my girth, bunnies! Flatten!
  • This is the happiest and saddest moment in my entire life!

Chocolate Rabbit

Attacking Homer

  • I did it with Marge!
  • Your eyes are like boobs!
  • Everyone knows you're bald.
  • You sir, are a monster!
  • 1989 called: it wants its fashion sense back!
  • Bart hates you!
  • Your son is... below average!
  • You're dumber than a bag of hair.
  • Why don't you not bite me?
  • Eating is cheating! EATING IS CHEATING!
  • You've ruined our utopia!
  • Your subconcious is taunting you, moron!
  • You self-medicate with food.
  • Oh, go suck a carrot!
  • Lick my tail!
  • You disgust this chocolate rabbit!
  • Ha! Your back fat is sweating!
  • Lenny  is way cooler than you!
  • You smell like...meat!
  • You couldn't tell caramel from nougat.
  • Why won't you wake up?!
  • Indubitably, you are an ass!
  • You need lipo, stat!
  • You stink of garlic and fish!
  • You can't even dream right!
  • Eat my fudge!
  • Blood sugar getting low?


  • Oh, why can't I just melt away in my sleep?!
  • I don't want to go to chocolate bunny hell!
  • Oh, damn my chocolate nerves!
  • (Bloodcurdling Scream)
  • God I'm a freak! A FREAK!
  • I hope you choke on me!
  • Pain, pain, pain, PAIN!
  • Ow, you ate my ears!
  • I challenge you to a chocolate duel!
  • Goodbye, brown world.
  • I'm being chomped, CHOMPED!
  • Holy crap, I'm hollow!
[Homer turns to Homer Ball, non-DS]
Homer: Weee, look at me! I'm a big fat giant ball and I can eat, eat, eat and never get full! This is like a dream come true. Thank goodness I'm not dreaming.
[Homer wakes up from a dream about The Land of Chocolate]
Homer: Not dreaming, not dreaming, not drea- Wha-? Dammit, I was dreaming! Why is life so unfair? All I want is the ability to eat everything in sight and turn into a giant ball! Is that too much to ask?! Damn you, reality!
The Simpsons Game
Levels The Land of ChocolateBartman BeginsAround the World in 80 BitesLisa the Tree HuggerMob RulesEnter the CheatrixThe Day of the DolphinShadow of the Colossal DonutInvasion of the Yokel-SnatchersBargain BinNeverQuestGrand Theft ScratchyMedal of HomerBig Super Happy Fun Fun GameFive Characters in Search of an AuthorGame Over
Characters HomerBartLisaMargeMaggieEnemiesWhite Chocolate RabbitWill WrightMatt GroeningGodAbraham Simpson
Powers Homer BallHeli-HomerGumi-HomerBartmanHand of BuddhaMarge's Megaphone