Homer: Weee, look at me! I'm a big fat funny ball and I can eat, eat, eat and never get full! This is like a dream come true. Thank goodness I'm not dreaming.
[Homer wakes up from a dream about The Land of Chocolate]
Homer: Not dreaming, not dreaming, not dreaming, not- Wha-? Dammit, I was dreaming! Why is life so unfair? All I want is the ability to eat everything in sight and turn into a giant ball! Is that too much to ask?! Damn you, reality!