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Lisa: Initiate Phase 2.
Bart: I forgot what Phase 2 is, but I'll assume we just dump the peaches like we discussed.
Lisa: Affirmative.
Bart: I'll assume that means "yes".
Lisa: Roger.
Bart: The name's Bart.

Boy: I can see why they call you the "Great Simpsina".
Lisa: My friends call me Lisa.
Bart: She has no friends.
Lisa: Shut up!

Homer: Marge, how much do they pay us for doing this?
Marge: Actually, we pay them for each peach we take home.
Homer: What the...? First I work, then I pay, then I have to eat fruit? Why was I ever born?

Homer: Masseuses - the half-doctors, half-hookers who solve everything.

The Great Raymondo: I got this phone for subscribing to Psychic Monthly, and then, I canceled the subscription. They never saw it coming. (chuckles)

The Great Raymondo: Magic is about mystery, illusion, pulling rabbits out of hats! Presto! (pulls rabbit skeleton out of hat)
The Great Raymondo: Oh...
Lisa: Ew.
The Great Raymondo: Today's lesson: feed your props.

Nelson: God, if you don't bring my Lisa back safe, (shakes fist) ants will burn tonight.

Homer: Lisa, don't feel bad. Judas betrayed Jesus, but he still got paid.

Lou: Yeah, that's just what you need, Chief, another stomach.
Chief Wiggum: Shut up.

Lisa: You're just gonna stand there?
The Great Raymondo: No, with my back, I've got to sit.

Penn Jillette: Because, when he...
Teller: Quiet! You talk on-stage. I talk off-stage. That was the curse the witch put on us.

Homer: The real magic is raising three kids in this economy!

David Copperfield: To show you we mean business, I'm unbuttoning my shirt and turning on a fan.

Bart: What idiot put the dump so far from where people live?

Lisa: You're as pure as the ether that puts you to sleep.

Homer: I can't stand to see one of my female children unhappy.

Lisa: Prepare to have everything you knew about milk cans challenged!

Grampa: In 1957 I saw him turn turn the Secretary of Agriculture into the Secretary of the Interior. It was hell on their wives, but it sure brought down corn prices. Built a house out of corn. It was the worst home I ever owed. When it got really hot it smelled like Frito's.

Great Raymondo: This is a house of magic.
Lisa: Sounds like most of it is owned by the bank.
Great Raymondo: But the rest of it is magic.

Homer: after Lisa pulls a coin out of his ear) Hello boat store, I'd like to order a boat. What do you mean dial tone?

Bart: Oh man, I can't believe we have to pick the peaches ourselves. This activity is so lame! I'm gonna daydream about school (daydreams about him getting a test) Damn it! A pop quiz!
Lisa: (picks a peach) Aw, come on Bart, It's fun! (picks another) Well, that was kind of the same as the first time. (picks another one and sighs) Oh, Why did I suggest this?

(Raymondo discovers that Lisa told his milk can escape trick secret to Cregg Demon's son)
Lisa: Raymondo, I am so sorry. I got rolled by a pro! do you know what is like to be the kind of girl that boys never talk to, and then suddenly, a boy talks to you?
The Great Raymondo: Get out!
Lisa: Haven't you ever been fooled by a pretty face?
The Great Raymondo: Just once. I trusted you!
Lisa: Oh, you think I'm pretty?
The Great Raymondo: Get out!!


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